Damn snakes

a bridge... what did you expect it's a bridge in the middle of nowhere, looking around all you can see are trees, trees, and more trees.

looking over at the hooded man...just standing there...ominously, not suspicious at all.

"Alright, see that suspicious man? im guessing he's our target" I remark, oozing sarcasm.

"... naruto, make a clone and use your solid transformation to get information out of him" ordered Kakashi ignoring me entirely.

we remain silent in the trees and the close disguised as Sasori walk close to the Man.

after a few words of exchange, Orochimaru appeared, wait he was waiting to make a dramatic entrance, wasn't he?

jumping out of our hiring spots we jump to the bridge to face off against the two snakes.

"ah, Haruto, long time no see, and Sasuke, kukuku, it's almost too perfect," said the pedo, chucking like a pedo.

activating my sage mode I take in my saroundi- wait...a woman?

"you're a girl" I state looking at him with furrowed eyebrows.

"..."

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there was silence after what I said, everyone was confused, looking between me and him.

"I got a new body brat, and to think that a perfect vessel was right under my nose," said Orochimaru, a little irritated about what I just said.

"what do you mean?" I ask with a raised eyebrow, there wasn't something like this in the show.

I watch as purple lines appear around his eyes and his hands start turning to crystal...oh no.

"disperse" I call out as everyone jumps away, to avoid the crystal bullets he shot our way.

forming two blood-red Ninjato in my hand I dash at him, as I slash some crystals sent my way, kakashi and sasuke are right behind me, and I'm guessing Naruto and sakura are going after Kabuto.

as I was about to swing my sword down, he suddenly disappeared in a burst of speed.

my eyes widen as I see him reappear to my right and try to pierce his crystalized hand through my chest...

and here I thought I was faster than him with my sage mode...but a high kage level ninja and a sage mode are going to be hard to take down, oh and I'm about to die...need to fix that...but you see the problem is that im not fast enough.

everyone watched as the crystal blade came closer, ripped through the clothes, and...stopped.

"huh?" was the confused noise that came from my assailant.

"yeah, no" I reply to his un-asked question and swing my sword down towards his hand, cutting it off.

"How is that possible? that crystal was extra dense" exclaimed Orochimaru as he jumped back.

"fuck you that's how," I say as I seal the cutoff hand, there is a summoning seal on it, so returning a contract to the village should be good, right?

since he can't do handseals anymore he retreats ordering Kabuto to fall back.

"well, that was close, almost died" I let out a sigh watching as the red beneath my clothes disappeared to show skin.

"How did you do that?" asked Naruto, who came over to us after Kabuto's escape.

"not telling" I respond as I let my red energy swords disappear.

good thing I learned how to coat myself with my energy, could have died right there.

"...do we chase?" asked sasuke, looking towards the direction they left.

"no, we should return, we got the information and know who the informant works, for now, no need to bite off more than we can chew" kakashi answered the question, and started walking back in the village's direction.

"wasn't that...I don't know...too fast?" I ask, I mean, im all for fast fights but...he got away...so this is how it feels...need to remind myself to place gravity seals on myself later.

with a sigh, I follow after and so does my team, at least I got a snake contract out of it.

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"Alright team, im going to report back to the Hokage" as kakashi turned to leave I threw him the scroll I sealed Sai in...

"what's this for?" he asked, his only visible eyebrow raised, looking back at me.

"it's the one that has been following us," I respond as I start heading off to our house, waving a hand over my shoulder.

as I was walking to the house I start thinking about a few things that have been on my mind, If I channel the red energy through my body will I get a horn or will my clothes change color like Naruto's did...If I can do that amma mess with him.

as I open the door to my hose, I decide to move out sometime soon...can't bring a girl over if a pervert is in the house.

walking out in the backyard I decided to try just that, standing in the clearing I channel the red energy throughout my body...well this feels weird but not unpleasant.

opening my eyes I look down at my body...well would you look at that.

deciding to go inside and look in the mirror, and there stood...me, nothing changed but I do feel stronger... I imagine Naruto's chakra cloak form and focus my energy to take shape and open my eyes again...oh it worked...even my hair turned red, even my eyes look different.

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okay, what should I give him for the eyes, my imagination shut down, I can't think of anything right now, I saw a suggestion about the eyes of death perception but im still thinking.