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Those F*cking Gallaghers!--Shameless

Dylan gets a second chance at life in a new world, but much like his own it is magic-less along with powerless. He doesn't mind it to much seeing as he gets to live in the world of on of his favorite TV shows. Who doesn't want to be a Gallagher? No past life stuff for him. I own nothing but my ideas, everything else goes to who owns it.

Leaving_Life · TV
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24 Chs

Season 1 (Ch2):

Getting off the L he was finally at the 'dealership' that was run by Anthony, he didn't know all the details but knew that the guy would get the cars and sell them to someone. What he did know was that this was something that wouldn't tie him down like drugs, since this was a lot safer and no one was tied to Anthony since they had never actually seen him.

Walking up to the gated garage a man in a outfit that showed he worked on cars looked at him, "Well what is it kid? Can't have you standing here blocking incoming business."

With confidence that he didn't have on the inside he spoke, "I need to speak with Anthony, I want to help his dealership."

The man raised a brow but smiled slight while reaching into his pocket, he brought out a piece of paper handing it over to Carl, "Here is a car, bring it within the week. Anthony needs it before next Monday morning, you can only drop it off between 10pm and 5am if you don't he will assume you couldn't get it done."

"What is the pay though?" Carl asked while looking down at the slip of paper asking for a BMW 3 series, it even showed where one could be picked up along with times on it.

"$1,500 for the first car you bring in. Depending on how much you do it the price increases or the type of car." The man said while bringing out a pocket knife where he proceeded to clean his nails with the tip of it.

Carl nodded and walked away, the car would be parked in a garage parking lot in the northside of town, of course he would need access to the garage parking lot but he would figure that out. He had heard some whispers of a party that was happening on the northside, which usually he wouldn't even attempt to attend but he would go this time around.

"Hey kid wait!" He heard the man call out to him before he could make it to the end of the street, turning he saw the man catch up to him, "Take this, you will stick out like a sore thumb on the northside without some new clothes."

He took the money and counted it over coming out to five hundred dollars, "What is the catch?"

"Haha, smart kid. Nothing, I will just be taking it out from when you deliver the car. Don't show up at all I will hunt you down and take my pound of flesh." The man said with a blood thirsty smile before walking back to where he was hanging out in front of the 'dealership'.

Carl stood there a moment before shrugging and walking away, he didn't really mind since he was going to get this done either way, first though he needed to stop by the library. He still needed to figure out how to hot-wire a car, which he knew might not be to hard but he was hoping they had a manual on the car he was stealing.

It was a forty minute walk before he made it to the library, when he got there he walked straight to the non-fiction section in the back, he wasn't trying to have anyone know what he was doing. It wasn't long before he found a book on the cars, not the type he wanted but BMW's in general.

The book didn't cover it though, instead he had to use the library computers to find out what he was looking for, that was a problem easily solved after applying for a card. When he was able to finally look it up he nodded seeing that it was easy to hotwire one, he thought it might be harder then what he was reading.

Since he was already there he went through some more cars, most were the same with only a little differences between them all, he also found out to stop rip out the alarms. He wasn't going to risk the alarm going off while he was stealing the ride, while it was in a parking garage he didn't know if anyone would be around at that time.

Once he was done with the studying he looked around, his body was different from his other one and he thought it was time to test it out, smiling he found a target in the corner. Although it looked like she was studying at the moment she had a frown on her face as she was texting away on her phone, after logging off the computer he walked over to her.

The girl looked a little older then him with red hair and bright green eyes, they were in a glaring way though as she looked at the response on her phone at the moment. "Everything okay?" He asked while sliding in across from her.

She looked up at him and scoffed, "Just peachy. Who wouldn't love finding out that their boyfriend was cheating on them with their sister, then have said boyfriend try to win you back while explaining that he thought it was me but the room was to dark. Like the asshole didn't know that I was out with my friend that night."

"Ouch sounds like a real dick. Want to get back at him?" He said with a smile while laying his arms across one another leaning his chin down on them.

Seeing his confident smirk she raised an eyebrow, "And how do you suppose I do that exactly? You pose as my fake boyfriend or something, cause no offense but that shit is stupid."

"Ha! As if I would be someones boyfriend. No I was thinking we go to the bathroom and have sex," He said bluntly his smiling growing as her eyes went wide, "We can film it on you phone and you can go ahead and send it to him that way he can get the message you are over him."

She raised a brow while thinking it over, he honestly didn't think he would run into a situation like this it would make it a little easier for her to agree if she did accept this. He didn't rush her but looked down at the books she had opened, looking at the ID card along with them he found out she is a college girl, he didn't know what grade but she was in college.

While she was sitting there thinking it over and tapping her phone against the table he took her work and looked it over, with how well she wrote it and his increased knowledge he actually could understand it. Though if someone actually asked him to write a paper on it then he would more then likely laugh in their face.

"Alright why not? You got a condom?" She asked looking at him with a raised brow.

This made him pause before sighing, he was glad that Carl was a semi smart kid for actually having one inside his wallet, "Yeah no worries. Let's go to the girl bathroom though, the guys will be horrible. No doubt."

She didn't say anything else but got up to walk to the bathroom, he followed behind smiling the whole way, she didn't really have a chest but that butt was a bubble butt for sure. The whole way neither spoke, he didn't even bother waiting and followed her inside, after going to the last stall they both went inside of it.

Brown met green as the two of them stared at one another, she raised a brow before bringing out her phone and putting it on video mode before handing it to him so he could record. Smirking he watched while pointing the camera at her as she went down to her knees, she made quick work of his pants and boxers before staring at his member.

A good thing about having a body that would that everything got enhanced, soft he was six inches, hard he was now nine and a half. She took a moment staring at it with a small smile on her face, he was glad that he didn't face the same problem as the other Carl his penis being circumcised.

"Well this is going to be a bigger blow to him then I thought, he is only six inches hard." She said with a smile up at him before she attempted to deep throat him on the first try.

Carl let out a moan as she almost took him to the base, from there it was a blur as they got into the grove, there was the noise of some girls coming in and leaving but it wasn't often. Being his first time Carl only last fifteen minutes before cumming, which took a lot of mental game since his body was still a virgin, as for her she got off three times.

He ended the video after she had cleaned him off, between the time he was filming she got about ten messages from 'Bastard Ex' along with one call from her 'Bitch Sister' no needing to guess who they were. She ended up surprising him by walking over and kissing his cheek, "Well that is exactly what I needed. The name is Cassidy by the way, maybe we can do this again sometime?"

He couldn't help but laugh, "Ha! Wow I can't believe we didn't give each other our names, but it is true that I went to you to get into your pants while your reason was revenge. I am Carl, my phone is broken at the moment. Just leave me with your number and when I get a new one you will be the first person I message."

She gave a sly grin, "Sounds good to me, I have test coming up soon and could use another stress reliever. Don't leave me waiting to long."

He followed her out the bathroom, he saw a table not to far away where there was a huddle of girls, seeing them they all giggled while one winked at him as they passed by. He sent them a flying kiss back before looking back at Cassidy, she tore a piece of paper before writing her number on it and passing it over to him, "So when will you send the video?"

"How about now?" She smiled doing just that, she only sent it to her Ex though not wanting her sister to see a video of her doing that.

"You know he could post that somewhere right? Now that I think about it you should have just showed him in person when he tried to talk to you." Carl said while a little worried she would be upset.

Instead she just waved her hand, "Who cares, it is just one video. Plus you are hung and gave a good fuck, my body is hot as fuck? Why should I care."

Seeing that she was being so nonchalant about it he laughed some, shaking his head he kissed her cheek before telling her he would see her later, it was getting late and the place was closing. Plus he was hoping to do something at home before it got to late or he got to tired, she just kissed him on the lips and let him go.

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Taking the L he made it home as the sun was completely gone, Fiona was already out with Veronica or V at the club so the only ones home were all the kids. "Hey man you look happy something good happen?" Lip asked as he watched him from the couch as he passed by.

"Just lost my virginity of course I had a good time." He said smiling while moving passed the couch.

"No shit! Good for you man, who was it?" Lip said standing and following him while pulling up his falling pants.

"Nah, she was some college chick," Seeing him looking skeptical Carl went on, "She was at the library, where I needed to look something up, turns out she just caught he Ex cheating on her with her sister and she was in the mood to do a little revenge sex, while filming it. Maybe you could find it on the internet one day, or if I get a better phone she can send the video."

Lips jaw dropped as he waved the paper around, he was frozen for a moment before coming back to himself seeing that he was headed for the basement, "What do you need from down there?"

"This is going to be my new room. I am tired of sharing with two other people, I am going to clean it out make sure there are no rats then sleep inside here." Carl said while turning on the light that was hanging in the middle of the room, Lip didn't say anything. Looking back he was no longer there, shrugging he went to check the place out more.

Walking around it wasn't all that bad, there were some spots that needed to be cleaned but at least the place wasn't cluttered, he could already see where he was going to put everything. That was going to have to wait though seeing as he didn't have the money to fix the place up at the moment.

Going back upstairs he decided to finish his homework before going to bed, it was around ten when he finally made it up to his room for bed. Walking in the room he found an awkward situation between Lip and Ian, most likely Lip finding out that he was gay, which Carl had no problem with.

Shrugging he went to his bed, he was on the top bunk where Lip use to be, he wasn't able to even try and attempt to sleep before he heard the giggles downstairs. Knowing who it was he went ahead and went down, he could see Lip already headed there while Ian was sitting in his bed thinking things over.

Going down the stairs he got his first look at Jimmy/Steve along with Veronica who at the moment was picking glass out of his hair, after introducing himself he went and sat on the floor. Yawning he listened to the conversation while not getting involved, he did hear Lip telling them about him losing his virginity though.

"What?" He said when he saw that everyone in the room was looking at him at the moment.

"Don't say 'what' elaborate on what Lip was just saying?" Fiona said with a smile on while the rest all waited on what he had to say.

Rolling his eyes he sighed before telling them the story again, he didn't mention his job since he knew that Fiona wouldn't approve, though her boy-toy there was basically doing the same thing. After Kev came in to get Veronica he decided it was time for him to leave too, going back to his room he jumped into bed face planting into the bed ignoring the sounds of sex downstairs.

'Maybe he should tease her about that in the morning.' That was his last thought before he let the darkness take him.