Sage Prep

I woke up the next morning, my body sore and a killer headache. Konan was standing over me with a glowing green palm moving across my forehead

"Look who finally up" Konan said with a smile

"What the hell happened? I feel like I got hit with a high powered Earth bullet" she giggled at that. Konan giggling? The hell?

"Well, from what Hashirama-Sama explained to us, you apparently started taking in an influx of Nature Chakra suddenly and went berserk. He had to knock you out a few times just to get you to calm down" she explained

"Oh, that's why my body feels so horrible" Seriously, it's like I was hit with a blunt Rasengan a couple times

"Hashirama-Sama has no clue why you suddenly took in such a large amount of the stuff. He thinks it's because you suddenly achieved a demi-enlightenment state after summoning, but that's kind of farfetched to me. What happened Jack?" She was clearly worried, I could see in her eyes

I sighed and did a few handseals. The world around us went blue for a second before going to normal. Konan looked a little surprised for a second

"I've put up a few privacy barriers around us so no one can hear us" she looked at me, confusion written clearly on her face

"I guess it's finally time to tell you of my past ne?" she was still confused but nodded anyways

"Well let me tell you of this little blond haired kid..."

~~ a while later ~~

Konan was utterly dumbfounded. Her whole world was just a manga written on pieces of paper? Jack had some sort of supernatural gaming system in his head? she had to think about this.

Konan got up and left the room leaving Jack alone. He sighed 'I knew things were going to turn out like this. But it had to happen eventually.."

Jack just laid there for a bit, thinking.

'Influx of Nature Chakra eh? Does that mean I can become a sage now?'

[ That is correct host. Once you get the Rinnegan and a Summoning Contract more suitable for learning Senjutsu, that will be easily accomplished ]

'There's no sage mode for the Alpha Series summons?' No sage mode for the Alpha series? The hell man?

[ No host, there is not. Sage teachings only belong to animal summons such as the Snakes and Toads ]

I sighed again 'Damn, Guess I'll have to go around scavenging for contracts. I guess that does give me a reason to travel around the elemental nations besides seeking revenge, but its pretty annoying I have to do that' I was taken from my musings by the system giving me a notification

[ Alert! New Mission

Who said Sages can't be stupid?

Obtain a summoning contract and learn sage mode before Kurama is sealed into Kushina ( 3 Years )

Rewards - 100,000 MP, x1 Random Bloodline Token, x1 Random Summon, x2 Bloodline Purification pill ]

What is that mission title...?

Whatever I don't really care. Though what I do care about...

'System what the hell is up with these mission rewards??? Not that I'm complaining or anything but what the shit man?' seriously, like that's twice the currency I have now

[ Keep in mind host, the chances of finding a summoning scroll, either obtaining the rinnegan or getting the clan to work together with your current contract, getting strong enough to let them teach you Sage mode, and then learning it comfortably in the span of 3 years is insanely low. Also, I rarely give you missions, so I must compensate with the rewards when I do give you a mission. This is a reasonable gift ] It explained

I mean I guess that is correct, but wait...

'System, can I buy summoning contracts from the store?' I asked with a sly grin

[ ... Yes ]

HAHA! YES! CHEAT THE SYSTEM!

'Show me please'

[ Affirmative Host

- Dragon Contract ~ 25,000 MP

- Basilisk Contract ~ 20,000 MP

- Phoenix Contract ~ 17,500 MP

~More~ ........ ]

'Dragon contract, right now' I didn't even bother looking at any others. I mean, Dragons are so cool man!

I could've sworn I heard the system sigh, but it must have been my imagination

[ Affirmative Host.. Bought [Dragon Contract].. Subtracting points from balance.. Balance ; 25000 MP ]

YES! HAHAHA!

'Alright, lemme just summon one of the Alpha series real quick'

"KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU" I yelled

when the smoke cleared, an alpha series stood before me

'What is it you require, human?' it asked

"Uh, can you tell your boss that I need to speak with him? It's kind of urgent" I told him about the other contract and he nodded

'It will be done' before disappearing

I waited a few moments until there was another poof of smoke and a little larger alpha series, in all black armor, stood before me

'I was told you needed me for something human? Speak' it grunted. I told him about the contract with the dragons, and that I wanted to sign both contracts

'That is acceptable. The Dragons are an honorable bunch, and we already have an alliance with them. They are strong as well which is a bonus' he sounded a bit happy that I chose the dragons over any other clan. Sweet

"Cool, Thank you! Oh I never got your name" I asked him, an eyebrow raised

He paused for a second before looking at me a moment

'....You can just call me Delta' he said before disappearing in a cloud of smoke

I was shocked

'I just summoned Subject Delta?? Holy Shit!' He was strong. Really strong. And I have him on my side... wow

'Damn, that's so bad ass' I laughed and then looked at the Dragon contract in front of me 'I guess it's time to sign this bad boy' I got up and left the wooden cottage I was in. 'I guess Hashirama made it?' I mused

I walked out into the forest until I found a large open clearing, and sat down to unfurl the contract. It was empty as well

'Huh, I guess they are all fresh contracts if you get em from the system'

I signed the contract with my name, just like the Alpha Series contract, and stamped my palm onto the bottom right corner of my name, before rolling the scroll back up and doing the handseals for the Kushiyose but this time putting all the chakra I had into it

"KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU" I shouted at the top of my lungs

A huge cloud of smoke appeared before me. It had to be at least 10 stories.

I just stood there, amazed as the smoke cleared, revealing a black and white dragon, who had to be at least twice the size of Gamabunta in the anime. It had huge eyes, which were staring at me intently. It's pupils looked like Yin-Yang symbols rotating slowly around. The thing had horns that spiraled around its head, the same was a goats horns would. It's claws looked twice as big as Kurama's and when it showed it's teeth in a grin... I'm pretty sure I almost orgasmed just from the sheer badassery that was in front of me...

"So you are the human Delta told me about" It's voice rumbled, the ground slightly shaking under me "You don't look half bad, heh" It laughed a little, wind blowing from it's huge nostrils, like someone hit me with a Wind Release : Great Breakthrough on low power

"Y-yes sir! I would like to be able to summon from the Dragon Clan!" I shouted with steel in my eyes

"Oh? Confident too? I guess that's part one of the test complete, HAHA" Holy shit man, is there a tornado or something inside of you? How much wind is going to pass through you??

"Part one?" I asked him

"Yeah Part One. You are being tested right now by me, for the rights to summon us" He said with a grin

"W-What's Part two?" I questioned, a little fearfully

The grin he had on nearly split his face in half

"Climb on" was all he said

'SHITFUCKGODDAMMITWHYYYYYYYYY' I mentally cried. I was going to have to hang on to him while he did all these crazy maneuvers in the air and crap.. I'm not prepared for this!!!

I did what he said and got on, a little reluctantly

"You all settled in?" I nodded "I'm sure you already know what Part two is so I'm just going to start" He lifted off into the air

This was the most frightening thing I've ever done in any of my other lives, by far

The amount of barrel rolls and flips he did was insane. Half of them nearly killed me as well. He nearly barrel rolled into a rock once. Like, headbutted a mountain. I almost fainted then

I'm pretty sure we flew around the entire elemental nations. I could see Large mountains, never ending rainclouds, sunny skies and large forests, a large ocean with scattered islands, a snowed over island a ways off from a giant rock face with large lightningbolts hitting it every so often, and a country that looked like it was made of pure waterfalls before flying over the camp again, this time with the whole gang here to see

Shinji looked on wide eyed at the dragon and when he looked at me he just walked into the cabin, head down. Pretty sure he was depressed about me getting two contracts, but whatever. He'll get one soon

Nanami looked at the dragon with hopeful eyes, her mouth hanging open drooling. I really need to get her to stop that. It's kind of weird

Yahiko and Nagato fainted, yet again. Yahiko just seems to faint at everything I do. Nagato was new though, he never fainted

Konan just looked on at me, with a conflicted look on her face. Possibly trying to determine if her whole life was a lie or not. I'll have to speak with her after this..

Hashirama looked up with an amused smirk on his face. Suck it Hashi! I have two summoning contracts boiii HAHA!

We landed at the clearing we took off in. As soon as we touched ground, I hopped off immediately. I have no idea how many times I almost died on the back of that dragon and I don't want to know..

"Well then" He boomed "That was step two. Now then, step three is quite challenging"

I looked at him, a fearful look on my face "W-what is s-step three?" I shakily asked

"A riddle"

A riddle? Shit I'm no good with riddles, dammit.. "What is the Riddle?" i questioned

He gave a wry smile

"A boy met a dragon, but the boy never found the dragon. How can this be?"

That stumped me. He met the dragon, but never found him... Telapathy? no.. Telephone? no not that either... wait a moment

"The dragon found the boy" I said with realization

"Heh, I hereby grant you access to summoning any of the Dragon clan young one. My name is Kyou. Take that as you please" He said before vanishing into a poof of smoke

I just stood there, confused, before realization hit me like truck-sama on steroids

"HOLY SHIT! HAHAHA!!!! I DID IT! YESSSSS!!!!!" I cheered

That day was one of the best in my life