The Youngest President

Guard 1 : "How did we get here, to the point where we have to have guard a goddamn 16 year old!?" Guard 2: "Hey! Watch your mouth. That "goddamn" 16 year old your cursing is the President If he hears you he could have your whole family killed by the snap of his fingers!" The guard paled, his hands trembling, his body shaking. "Wait t-the p-president!?!?!???" Max The President: "Oh don't worry I've already heard loud and clear. Come here. Now. The guard now shaking in his shoes and almost shitting his pants walks to the President fearfully, and in the hopes of the having him spare him and his family he gets on his hands and knees and he kowtows to him apologizing in his loudest voice possible "I APOLOGIZE MISTER PRESIDENT FOR THE DISRESPECT, PLEASE FORGIVE ME". Although he wasn't letting off any pressure of a high ranking office leader the guard was still shaking in his shoes under the presidents watch.