Nonsense of the world

Smooth surface of the blue sky whitened in the gentle clouds. The lesson ended. The students jumped up from their seats to go on business, who's where. Some of the students stayed in the classroom and started discussing gossip. The murmurings of the guys resounded.

— Hey, did you hear that Yu Tian is transferring to another school?

— Really? Finally, this rich dog will stop licking Liu Mei! What a shame for a guy to behave like that…

— Keep your voice down! — someone interrupted the tirade in a rude whisper.

Under the noise of gossip, none other than Yu Tian stood up from his seat. He looked around the classroom, took a shaky step and collapsed.

Everyone was confused and did not react.

While most stood stunned, someone still managed to help him.

***

Yu Tian slowly opened his eyes, his blank gaze fixed on the ceiling.

«Unfamiliar ceiling», — Yu Tian's first thought after waking up.

After a while, he finally focused and realized something: «The reincarnation ritual was successful!»

Yu Tian sat down, activated his spiritual perception and began to scan his body. The result was not long in coming.

«The Body of Calamitous Emptiness! There are many spiritual roots, each of which must be trained taking into account the overall balance of the others. If the balance is disturbed, it will lead to the death of the practitioner… Worthy of me sacrificing everything», — a crazy smile crossed Yu Tian's face.

The joy of talent blinded, and when a personable man in a strict suit entered the ward, Yu Tian did not notice him.

— Bastard, not only did you throw me a tantrum when you found out that I was going to transfer you to another school, but you also fainted from hunger! Damn! I missed an important meeting because of you!

Digging into his memory, Yu Tian realized that in front of him was a father who didn't care about the fruit of love with a deceased partner, that is, on him.

— Hey, Dad, did you get impudent by accident? I'm healthy and you should be happy, I'm sick and you should be sad. Understood? You're disgusting, like a father, and you're telling me something? — Yu Tian stared coldly at his newly acquired father. His memory merged a little with the one that was before the awakening of his soul, so he did not feel any blood ties and was not even averse to erasing the memories of them.

— You! You! You! — repeated the angry father, with a trace of tears in his eyes — Ungrateful!

— Don't act like a woman, — as Yu Tian spoke, the flood of memories mixed up, causing him to desperately grab his head, — Heck! How painful!

The fragments rained down into the sea of consciousness, caused splashes and many waves, projected many mirages of the past. The past, which turned out to be by no means dazzling, but full of indescribable despair of an alien world with inverted sexual roles. He is a man who is used to command, henceforth alone in hordes of simpering effeminate.

«Why is everything like this? What has become of the world? How...» — thoughts merged in a dashing stream of questioning, until his father's slap was imprinted on his face.

— Bastard, you have to obey me! Don't pretend to be hurt!

The return glance eviscerated the soul, embodied the craving for the destruction of others.

Yu Shiming, Yu Tian's father, shrank back.

— If you dare to look at me like that again, I…

— Shut up! — Yu Tian's shout cut short another description of the consequences of insubordination, — I'll break your arm if you keep going.

Yu Shiming wanted to reprimand again, but stopped, hesitated and left the room.

Clap of the door.

Yu Tian was lying down.

The cotton of the bed absorbed his body.

Yu Tian accepted what was happening until he came to his senses.

«Are there practitioners in this world?» — he spread the divine consciousness over the planet.

Hundreds of stitches quickly merged in his mind into a full-fledged canvas.

«Hmm? Is there no one? Only creatures with strong blood. It remains only to overcome the void and leave this strange world...»

The lock rattled.

The nurse came in.

«What a heck?! &*%@! Damn distorted world!»

— Mr. Yu, how are you feeling? — unexpectedly, a fragile man with crystal skin showed professionalism, and all subsequent questions did not encroach on the greatness in the crotch, so Yu Tian exhaled.

The inspection is over.

The nurse came out.

«All is not lost in this world yet!» — Yu Tian's palm turned into a fist, — «As long as there is gunpowder, I will give a spark!»

Yu Tian started practicing, absorbing the qi of heaven and earth.

«It's a strange... Why is here so little yang and so much yin? Could it be that this world exists in parallel with my old one? Perhaps the opposite distribution of energy has led to the fact that this world is like this. Things are getting much more complicated. Heck!»

Spiritual roots inhaled qi, qi fed the body, the body uprooted pollution, pollution crusted the skin.

An hour later, after completing the purification and hardening, Yu Tian stopped practicing, took a shower, checked his spiritual energy, then lay down.

«So far, only the first stage of qi purification. That's not bad. Ten times faster than in a previous life».

Young Yu Tian looked around and realized: «There's nothing else for me to do here».

— It's time to get out of the hospital, — Yu Tian got out of bed, made a phone call, changed his clothes and called a nurse.

When the discharge procedure came to an end, the driver picked up Yu Tian and took him to the family villa. Outside the window there were high-rise buildings, trees, girls and their likenesses called men. Gradually, the landscape flowed into a less saturated, richer — in the area of villas.

The woman behind the wheel got out and opened the back door.

— Young master, we have arrived.

— Yeah, — Yu Tian looked in front of him.

In memories, everything is completely different.

— Niu Da, this is not my house.

— Young master, this is a new villa that the master purchased together with his new wife.

— I see... A new spouse? — the impression of the father turned out to be in the furnace of disgust, where it flared up from an outburst of anger.

— Yes, young master.

— Niu Da, you can go.

Yu Tian went inside the new house.

The sole tapped on the polished tile floor. Opposite the entrance stretched a wide staircase to the second floor. Everything, apart from the furniture, is white and clean.

— Is there no one in the house? Damn, I forgot to ask where my room is.

The silence of the first floor was interrupted by a voice from the second.

— Who's there? — measured and firm footsteps were heard upstairs.

Yu Tian raised his head.

A long-legged beauty in a towel was standing at the top. Her slightly muscular body looks like a watch. She has an egg-shaped face, butterfly lips, sword eyebrows, almond-shaped eyes that looked at him with doubt. He clearly felt her yuan yin, so a flood of doubts prompted him to ask.

— Are you a stepmother?

— Hm? No. You're probably a stepbrother. I'm Liu Ziyu, your new sister.

— I see. Where is my room?

Yu Tian's composure played into his hands, so Liu Ziyu was a little interested in the thick-faced brother.

— Come here, I'll show you.

Yu Tian began to climb the stairs and the closer he got, the more interesting the views opened up to him, — «There are rumors that white tigers are found in the mountains, but today I see that they are standing on the stairs».

Liu Ziyu caught her stepbrother's eye and thought he was one of those nymphomaniac nymphets who swarm in front of her constantly, so the glimmer of interest faded.

— Yu Tian, where are you looking?

— On the white tiger, — he answered calmly and looked away.

— Brat, if you talk to your sister like that, she'll eat you.

— Liu Ziyu, I don't think your innocent mouth can swallow me, — Yu Tian was already standing in front of her and looking into her eyes.

For the first time in her life, Liu Ziyu ran into a guy like this. His carved jade face is thicker than city walls, his body is strong, his movements are graceful, and confidence oozes oil from every gesture and movement of the sword-tongue. He doesn't look like the little fans at the university at all. Liu Ziyu mentally attributed him to the highest-quality men, purebred males, who are worshipped by cities and countries, so her pulse quickened, and in order not to lose face because of excitement, she shifted the topic and turned away, having said one last thing:

— Come with me, I'll show you the room.

In a short journey, Yu Tian paid tribute to his new sister, appreciating the virtues of the freshness of the waves of passion in her every movement. He's not a good person. In his past life, he ruled the world as the immortal demonic emperor Xiu Xian, aspiring to immortality. One of his breath could take a life, one of his words destroyed cities and countries, conquered men, got women, led to the construction of new cities and countries. Everything was in his possession, and therefore his requests are incredibly high, including with regard to women, and the new sister satisfied them.

— Here's your room, — Liu Ziyu opened the door.

The room had a table, a bed and a wardrobe. Nothing superfluous, everything is very modest.

— Tsk, dad... — Yu Tian said with displeasure.

— Don't you like it? — filial irreverence caught the eye and left an unpleasant stain on the image.

— Imagine that you have a thing that you are going to give away. Will you treasure it?

— But you are his only son, his only heir.

— Maybe he has an illegitimate daughter on the side somewhere. Besides, you showed up.

Liu Ziyu shook her head: «The new brother is greedy for money. He's disappointing».

— Anyway, I don't care. I can handle it myself.

— Eh? — the fresh impression erased the previous one and the assessment of the new brother in Liu Ziyu's mind increased: «Hedgehog. An unloved boy who is closed in himself and pushes others away. I need to take care of him».

While Liu Ziyu was wandering in the future, Yu Tian was silently observing in the present.

«This Liu Ziyu is interesting. This delusional world has its advantages. At least women give a refreshing feeling», — Yu Tian waved in front of Liu Ziyu's blank stare.

— Sorry, I was thinking. Listen, Big sister will take care of you, so don't be sad and don't be offended by your father. He works for your well-being.

There was a pause.

— I'll think, — residual memories before the awakening of the past left their mark on the personality, slightly softening his temper, — By the way…

— Yes?

Yu Tian's gaze slid over the towel.

— I understand that everyone has their own quirks, but can you dress normally?

— Little brother, are you excited?

— Don't flirt with me, — Yu Tian said, entered the room and slammed the door.

Liu Ziyu froze for a couple of seconds, grunted, turned around and left.

In the room, Yu Tian went to the bed, sat down and began to practice. Now he needs strength. The superior physique for which he sacrificed everything should be involved. And the great thing is, he doesn't need pills right now. Their use will only slow down the practice.

Half an hour later, there was a knock on the door.

Yu Tian opened his eyes, — Come in.

— Hey, little brother, the parents are coming soon, do you want to cook something? Or will you leave it to me? — Liu Ziyu in short shorts and a long T-shirt was curious.

— Cook it yourself.

— Are you meditating? — Almond-shaped eyes stared intently at Yu Tian.

«How does she know? There are no practitioners here… Stop... there is meditation, but it is not the same», — Yu Tian stopped practicing and confirmed.

— Oh, and how? Does it help? I think you need to do yoga to keep your body in good shape, after all, you're a guy.

Yu Tian's face darkened.

«And what if I'm a guy? Does that mean I'm a weakling? A delusional world!»

— Well, well, don't be offended, okay? I just want you to be okay, — Liu Ziyu tried to calm him down.

— Didn't you get attached to me too quickly? — the cold enveloped the stepsister.

— The sooner the better. We are a family, so support is important. Besides, I've always wanted a brother.

— I see.

— I won't distract you.

— Okay.

Liu Ziyu stopped in front of the door and looked at Yu Tian.

— Little brother, I'll cook tonight's dinner.

— Okay.

— Will you come to the store with me?

— Okay, — Yu Tian froze. He, the immortal demon emperor, Xiu Xian, aspiring to immortality, was tricked by a simple girl. Shame tried to paint his face red.

— So tomorrow, big sister will take you shopping and buy you anything you want.

— Go away!

Yu Tian threw a pillow, which flew in a straight line and crashed into the carved door.

***

It's already dinner.

Yu Tian raised the practice to the third level of qi purification. His mood is as high like Taishan, his heart is wide like Donghai, and his face shines like Yue.

The door opened and his father came in.

Yutian's mood sank, his heart closed up, and his face lost its luster.

They looked at each other in silence.

— Um... son…

Yu Tian remained indifferent.

— I was wrong, but so were you…

— Enough excuses. You treat me like a stranger. Perhaps I really am a stranger?

— No! No! Son! It's not that!

— And in what? You...

— I'm for your good.

— For my good? What good is it to me? You…

— You need to be stricter to yourself in order to grow above yourself

— Why does this only apply to me? You have a new wife, and I didn't even know you had someone. Excellent attitude to your son. Bravo.

— I'm sorry, Liu Chitu and I didn't want to...

— I don't care what nonsense you say. We are now talking about the attitude towards me.

— Eh... you're not a fool, I think you'll understand in time.

«I am the noble Xiu Xian in the past life, I am the noble son of Yu Tian in this life, but I cannot understand your brain circuits», — Yu Tian thought discontentedly.

— In general, come to dinner, we are waiting for you.

The door closed.

Yu Tian cursed in his mind: «I &*%@ the nonsense of this world!»