Class and the x men

After I was seated and the kid with broken feet stoped being a drama queen the class begin

Using my perfect memory I memorise everythin from class (skill created offscreen)

"hey, carolina ultra navegador totale"

I whisper to my pocket

"hello master oni-chan ^--^"

Oh I forgot to mention, this is my A.I carolina ultra navegator totale (C.U.N.T for short) that I created in my moms womb with some metal scraps (offscreen)

"cunt, play me some nice BTS music"

"ok master oni-chan, now playing Attack on Bangtan"

As I was ready to do some sleeping I see a classmate in the corner of my eyes that claims my attention

"WHAT I RECOGNISE YOU" (thought)

it was hard at first, but after some thought it was obvious, it was NARUTO UZUMAKI, but there's something wrong, he...he looks different from what I remember, I decide to inquare

"hey classmate, nice to meet you, you look like someone I know, naruto, my name mike and yours"?

???: oh, you know my grandad, pleasure to meet you, I'm naruto's grandaughter, my name is dorito

"oh, so it was actually a b*tch" (misogynistic thought)

"Ok dorito nice to meet you if you want to hang out any day I'll protect you from any harm for the rest of my life, you can count on me for everything, I'll never leave your side"

as I said that she actually starts crying and hugs me and give me a handjob really quickly (I'm a premature ejaculation kinda guy) (professor zoom foreshadowing?👀)

Alrigth, so class went normally after that

-Leaving school-

As I was leaving school I see a familiar shining head (bald) and he's also in a weelchair, it's obvious, it's the x guy, xavier. He probably came to take the x men to the mansion (they all study here btw magneto included)

And I finally see, Jean Grey, Scott Summers, I don't know the name of the other guys, blue guy, rogue, kitty, spike?, etc.

What surpise me the most is that Xavier is currently MIND CONTROLING all of them (we all know xavier is like the worst human being in the history)

I decided to intervene as I approach them

"hey guys wassup, it's me, it's your boy, mikey"

scott: "who is this tr*sh human being get the f*ck out of here don't look at jean grey aka marvel girl" (douche)

I'm not mad at scott summers, because he's currently being mind controlled by three different people, Xavier, that villain guy from canon (sedex?) and the third one is...?#@?*& (foreshadowing another villain)

BOOM

I feel it, xavier is trying to acces my mind (r*per), he's going to regret it hehe

(TO BE CONTINUED-->)