Prologue

Welp. Here I am.

It's been fucking ages since I woke up in this shithole of a room.

It's dark, humid, cold and I have jack shit to do...

Why the fuck did I even have to get to know that fucking god of who-knows-what... Who the fuck even is he... "Hey look at me I'm god, you isekai, hur dur~." Asshole... Couldn't he just let me fucking die?

And what the actual fuck is this shit in front of me? A fucking gerblin? Why the fuck does this shithole only have a single fucking goblin... What the fuck am I supposed to do with it.

<< Goblin A is a monster belonging to this dungeon, its purpose is to defend the dungeon-core and deter intruders from gaining access to the core room. >>

OH?! REALLY?! THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT!

<< You are welcome Core >>

God... Not even the fucking system is useful... Next time tell me something I don't know, idiot.

<< System directive updated, will no longer notify about previously acknowledged intel. >>

Thank you!

Holy shit... I can't even think to myself without this fricking system interfering... Do you even know what privacy is?

<< Yes Core, I do know what the noun Privacy stands for. >>

IT WAS A RETHORICAL QUESTION! For fucks sake can this shit even get any worse.

< *PEEEEEEEM* *PEEEEEEM* *PEEEEEEM* >

Now what the fucking heck is that alarm for?

<< Intruders have been spotted around the entrance of the Dungeon, Core. >>

Fuck me, and for fucks sake stop calling me "Core", It's freaking me out.

<< How would you like to prefer being called? >>

Oh hell, here we go again, call me Master or something.

<< Core is not Master, permission denied. >>

And who the fuck is the master?

<< Currently Dungeon Phi has no master, do you accept Gerlingdor as the Dungeon-Master? >>

Who the fuck even is Gerlingdor?

<< Gerlingdor is the sole monster in this dungeon. >>

LIKE HELL I'LL HAVE A GOBLIN BE MY MASTER YOU PIECE OF TRASH!