The Seraph Has Fallen

My morning started to shine as my alarm went off, distracting me from admiring my holy and beautiful self as I awoke from dream land. The sun's rays seeped in through the gaps in my bedroom curtain. I rolled to my stomach with a loud growl and closed eyes. I could not believe that the sun has already risen! I have not had enough sleep just yet. The white sheets that were covering my naked body must have felt lucky, as they had come into contact with a perfect creature like me. The clock states that it is quarter to seven; although I've got no work for today, I must not forget to take care of myself. I might lose some supporters if I were to become less handsome just for a day; I cannot ever have that.