Lucy Evils. (Short Story)

"Aha!" Lucy squealed. She had been destroying some buildings as usual. "Wehow papow!!" She flung some street lamps at some buildings.

"10 points!" She hit the center of a apartment with a street post. She heard and a bang and turned around.

"You..how ruthless!" Shouted a hero in black.

"WEEeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed. "Woweee how?! Hehe."

:/ (hero's face)

"If you willingly surrender, then you have a higher chance of getting a lesser sentence." The hero said.

"Haha, I think you got something wrong. Mr. Hero~" She purred. "I don't plan on getting caught, and stop saying those lines...they're cringy." She smiled.

The hero scowled, "Well, then be prepared to face justice!" He flung himself at Lucy.

***

"Phew! What a pain in the arse!" Lucy dusted off her hands. "Too weak too weak, all very weak! Atleast last for like 30 seconds please?!" She huffed.

"Y-You..." The hero was sprawling on the ground. "T-This is not fair...i'm supposed to be the protagonist!"

Lucy smiled. "Well, the why is this whole story about a villain? You are a HERO a dumb pathetic cannon fodder. The author LOVES ME!" She raised her hands into the air.

"Hey author! Can you hand me some ramen!" She shouted. Moments later, a bowl of hot ramen appeared.

"Haha, see! Author chan loves ME more!" She smirked.

"I-Impossible! Then how do I exist?! Why am I not dead from these painfully obvious wounds!" The hero looked up. "Oh author! Why have you forsaken me?!"

"Character..." A voice rang out from the heavens. "You have no importance! I simply made you for a short story, so that I could announce something! I still am writing a chapter so you're merely a chess piece!"

"N-NO! Author! AUTHOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" On that day, the hero x was forsaken by author kun.

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AUTHOR! AUTHOR! HOW SIMPLY EVIL!" Lucy hysterically laughed.

"I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU! SO I'M AM AS EVIL AS YOU!!!!!!!!"

"HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA" Lucy and author kun laughed. This prevented other cannon fodder heros to be created...