Missing Adventurers

Later on, Terroriser realized that it was getting dark. So then, he, Nogla, and the new guy they found needed to rest and, for the most part, needed to eat. 

And so, Brian told them to make camp at a clearing they found. 

Nogla was quick to gather dead and dry sticks and stones for the fireplace while the new guy they found lit up with his fire magic. 

Soon enough, night time came. 

"Thank you"

Sitting on the other end, the lone adventurer which was on the verge of death moments before, was now happily munching on some Stake.

Nogla chuckles, "Yeah, pretty like it, don't ya?"

After saving this guy, the man was an early E-rank adventurer just like the two. He also was with his fiance when they traveled through the dungeon like any other adventurers until they got into the wrong place, and they aren't monsters of the dungeon, resulting in the couples getting chased by unknown assailants and were split up.

While they were listening, Terroriser recalled there are several Quests in the billboard saying missing Adventurers, he doesn't mind at first until now.

He guess they have the same fate as the deceased adventurers he and Nogla found in the Goblin cave, or worse, they maybe got kidnapped and were took to a sex dungeon or something.

"Yum yum, No problem, we love to help to find your bribe back! Yum..." Nogla said to the adventurer as he continued to eat his own meal, yes, the baked potatoes.

While the two converse, Terroriser in the side was honestly quite shocked by how fast the guy recovered. Considering the state he was in when he and Nogla found him, his recovery speed could be described as 'godly'. He meant, it only took the guy a little bit over 10 minutes before he was able to sit up straight and comfortably eat and drink the food that Nogla gave them.

Then he realized he and the others were no longer on earth.

Though he and the others have been transported to this place for about 2 weeks, he was still not accustomed to this world's common sense, and rightfully so.

He means, how can he adjust to this world's common sense after only having been here for several weeks?

It's not like he can literally rewire his brain to accept the fact that people could heal immediately when back in his previous world, in which he lived for 30 years, serious cases of dehydration would leave a person hospitalized for weeks.

Terroriser probably thinks the others felt the same way he did.

"So yesterday, I tried to make a joke about a rock falling downhill, but it immediately lost momentum, but hey, at least it still has potential!"

""Hahaha!""

Hearing Nogla's joke, the E-rank Adventurer and the latter himself both laugh.

Wiping the tears from his eyes, the Adventurer spoke, "At first I didn't quite understand, but then, for a few seconds I finally learned that I still don't understand!"

"Hahaha!"

Hearing everything from his side, Terroriser tries to desperately hide his cringe face.

'Calm down, Brian. In the next few hours they'll sleep like Pandas.'

And just like this, a few hours have passed.

In the middle of the night, there was this odd silence. Usually crickets would play their music and fill the forest with their sounds. But the forest was eerily quiet.

The three were gathered around the campfire with Nogla and the Adventurer sleeping while Terroriser stood observe and guard from their surroundings. He insisted that he alone would take watch for the entire night.

The night was cold and the only source for heat was the campfire. The distant babbling and noises of the monsters that roamed around the dungeon looking for food were the only sounds of the cursed nature that surrounded them. 

Later, everybody then fell asleep. Terroriser couldn't blame them for being too tired. The day was full of fighting, bloodshed, and running, the adventurer might experience worse.

They were also hungry and low on food supplies, and so, he needed to find some food before these two dumbasses began to starve and lose energy. 

"Hey Brian, going somewhere?" 

Noticing Nogla woke up from his sleep and immediately followed him, Terroriser sighs in frustration before saying, "Hunting food, better get back to sleep, you know if we both leave, that guy is a midnight snack for these monsters out there."

Nogla was dumbfounded, "You do know the monsters present in this dungeon couldn't be eaten, right? They look like shit"

Terroriser retaliated, "Generally, monsters could be eaten but that depended on which monsters, Nogla." He began to explain, "Some of the monsters which were found in some dungeons could be eaten, and you know that Receptionist explanation that when eaten could boost up your stats, however, that was only for a small minority of monsters, as most of them are inedible due to their meat being poisonous."

"Right, for me, all the monsters in this dungeon were inedible, poisonous, and are several times worse than Taco Bell meals." Nogla said, "But for you, you are literally Poison Resistance given by your little robotic nature."

"True..." Terroriser stayed silent before remembering something, "Nogla, I thought I told you to go back to that Adventurer, what the hell?"

"Don't worry, Brian. I gave that man Sasha by the time I followed you, I also gave him a note on how to operate it when he was asleep."

"You what!?"

"I know you're mad but he will take care of it, I also added another note to not lose the gun."

"Fucking hell, Nogla, you know that shit cost so much of my Magicules, each bullets were cost 4000M in 12 seconds."

"Well, sorry about that." 

"Whatever..."

For a brief silence, Nogla recalled something, "Wait, how do you know we could find any animals in this forest?"

In the next second, Terroriser halted his steps. 

"Em, why did you stop?" To Nogla's confusion, he got a response from Brian who pointed his finger to their right.

Curious, Nogla looked where he was pointing and found his answer when he caught a glimpse of a lone boar running through the bushes. 

"Oh, a boar, I never recall any of Wildcat's family members in this place." 

"No you idiot, we have been watched..." Terroriser whispered.

Using his thermal and xray vision, Terroriser by his side confirmed that there was indeed something watching them.

That something was of course, people, five of them. 

Since someone likes to fuck with them, there was only one thing for Terroriser to do. 

He mumbled to Nigla, "Nogla... fry their asses."

Knowing what it means, Nogla brought out a Frying Pan from his right hand out of nowhere then threw the object with all of his might at something in the distance.

*Bam!*

And it did, the Frying Pan literally head shots the man hiding in the trees, getting one shot.

"Shit! We've been spotted! Attack!" To their surprise, the figures immediately engage the two as they draw their weapons, magical or not.

In the next second, fourteen figures pop out around the two and engage in a battle against them.

"Come gets some bitc—!"

*Bam!*

Before one of the attackers reaches one of the two, he gets headshot by Terroriser's Hellsing ARMS Casull.

"What the fuck!?"

*Bam!*

"Ahhhhh!"

Similar to his comrade, he got high kicked and got launched away by Nogla's immense strength.

The other attackers backs off, at the very back of them, a pair of attackers wearing black robes start to chant their magic for a few seconds. At the next moment, two orange magic circles appeared in front of them.

"Take this! 『Fireball!』" One of the enemy mages shouted.

In seconds, two huge balls of flames manifested in the magic circle and were instantly spewed out of the circle and were launched towards the two with each having terrifying power enough to burn an entire tree to crisp.

While Terroriser deals with the other attackers, Nogla stands there with serious eyes.

'I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.'

As the huge ball of fire reaches three meters from Nogla, he spawns a Fire Extinguisher and aims at the two fireballs and extinguishes them.

"What the!" The other mage exclaimed as he and his partner were stupefied by what they had just witnessed, "...the way that dumbass did to our balls, what just happened!?" 

The way their confusion is make sense. Because under normal circumstances, flames would vanish upon contact with water. However, spells like [Fireball] was a magical phenomenon and defied that logic. When the fireball touched the water, it was as though it had struck a hard surface.

However, what they witness is something not scientific, nor something a magic spell can defy at.

This one... is the power of utter ridiculousness.

While the two mages were still dumbfounded by what Nogla just performed, they were blown away by several grenades by Nogla, the first and second time they still survived but the third time killed one of the mages while the other casted a magic barrier.

Unfortunately for him, Nogla was quite agile as he parkour trees to trees and went behind the mage at a matter of seconds before shotgunning the guy with a Call of Duty finisher.

*Bam!*

Hilariously, after finishing the second mage, he was launched off in the sky by some glitch.

"Wohohoho! Holy shit!"

On the battlefield, the attackers noticed there were only ten of them left.

"What the hell, man! I thought the spies said these E-rank Adventurers are just at Rank-3 and had no magic Items with them! These lying pieces of shi—!"

*Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!*

A group of advanced Rank-2 to early stage Rank-3 experts didn't stand a chance as one by one, a few got shot by a holy bullet on their heads while being blown away by grenades, sustaining heavy injuries.

"Retreat!"

The remaining attackers decided to retreat, but why would the two let these guys go that easily for being a bunch of asses? 

Nodding at each other, the duos decided to follow them while being invisible using invisible potions, hopping on trees like Yautjas from the Predator Movie.

For a few minutes of hopping trees, Terroriser halted Nogla in place before zooming his vision to see the remaining attackers headed towards a huge rocky mountain, about half the size of Mt. Everest.

Terroriser & Nogla: *O B S E R V E* 😎