360 Acidic Fun Times

"Have you ever heard of the dwarves?"

[I mean who hasn't? Small, know blacksmithing, long beard!] 

"Eh, no they don't all have long beards. Some have no beard at all. Also small, don't underestimate them. They can easily bash anyone's head in should they get insulted."

Dwarves without a beard! Heresy! If this was a novel, readers would be dropping right here! 

[So where do I need to go exactly? Also, I'm not going anywhere without Wolfie!] 

"That, it won't be possible she's stuck here with us."

[Don't care. I'm not going!] 

"We would all die! Quite possibly this continent whole too!"

[Not if I protect her…]

Then I see Wolfie encouraging me to go. She seems convinced that everything will be fine. 

[Fine…But I swear! If you cause her any sort of trouble, I will wipe this village off the earth realm! Am I clear enough?!] 

"T-that, sure. Alright, someone, get the artifact!"