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The Undying Mecha Emperor

The Strongest Magic meets the Mightiest Mecha. I have stolen Golden Mechas from the deepest vaults of the most tightly guarded fortresses in the world. I have personally destroyed more armies than the top three superpowers have in the span of the Absolute War - combined. I burned down the terrorist megacity of Habon. I was expelled from the Union of Heroes at a younger age than people are allowed in. I have talked to Ancient Gods, loved women, and devoured mechas that would make superpowers cringe in fear. I have faced demons head on in moonless nights others fear to speak of during the day. I am deified in a thousand cultures, and labelled as the devil incarnate in the rest. I am the Mecha Emperor. You may have heard of me. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Excerpt from Chapter 1 This is where it all began. A junkyard. Oh no, this isn't your clean, mechas-only junkyard that was the 'starting point' of many mecha geniuses out there. I have seen and heard my share of rags-to-riches stories, and many of them claimed that they had started from 'junkyards' and slowly grew to be where they were right now. From Zero to Hero, they declared. You can do it too, they said. As long as you work hard, everything is possible, they claimed. I call bullshit. Life doesn't work like that. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Hi guys, thanks for dropping by. This novel is participating in WSA 2022. I will do my very best to write a highly entertaining and deeply immersive story for all of you to enjoy. Please support me! Thank you very much :) FAQs 1. Harem? No. 2. Rape? No. 3. NTR? No. 4. School arc? Yes. 5. Power up speed? Exhilarating. 6. GOT style deaths? Hell no. Btw, come join my discord server :) https://discord.gg/MN4xNRARzF

mrant12 · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
361 Chs

Challenge!

"What?? Sex change pills?!" Gerald Long roared in horror.

Victor and Hailey rolled their eyes at their supremely gullible cousin.

"Yes! And it will hurt like crazy when your balls fall off!" Roland Hu shouted excitedly.

He was ecstatic.

He did not expect to find that there was another idiot in the group that would fall for such a stupid prank!

"MY BALLS WILL FALL OFF? JUSTIN YOU BASTARD!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO TAKE MY BALLS FROM ME?" Gerald Long bellowed with all of his strength.

The rest of the group roared with laughter.

In a blink of an eye, Gerald realized what had transpired. He glared at Roland Hu angrily.

But Roland Hu was still caught up in his excitement.

"Yes! And not only your balls! Your wee wee will drop off too! It will hurt! It will hurt like… OW!"

"Like this?" Gerald Long asked as he grabbed Roland's ears and pulled them hard!

"HAHAHAHA!" Sheera laughed so hard that she collapsed on her bench and started to gasp for breath.