Chapter Nine - June 2026
June 17th, 2026
"Why the hell are all of you standing around my bed menacingly?" Noah asked
*Everyone backs up*
"Now since today is your birthday Noah we are going to make it the best day since you haven't had the best life" Jay said
"Jay a good day for me would be going to a bar and drinking, so I wouldn't have to think of what my mom did to me during my childhood, Hunter wouldn't you agree" Noah said
"Jay, Noah does have a point, but Noah it's seven in the morning, you are not going drinking this early, how about we go drinking at a later point, how about august, all the college students will be out of the bars since they will be in school" Hunter said
"Well Jay since you want this day to be good, how about we go to a bookstore and buy some Manga?" Noah asked
"Sure, Kim call me if anything happens while we are gone" Jay said
"I will honey don't worry" Kim said
"Oh, Hunter and Kim when I get back we are gonna watch some Korean, and Japanese dramas, and maybe some Thai ones" Noah said
"but are we gonna have to watch ones you pick out or can we pick out some?" Hunter asked
"You can pick them out" Noah said
"Thanks I'll text you what dramas we picked out" Kim said
"Ok I'll see you both in an hour" Noah said
*15 minutes later*
*Kim texting Noah*
ok Noah Here's what Hunter and I picked out for us to watch
Why is it such a long list, you gave me two Korean Dramas and SEVENTEEN Thai dramas, this is why I don't let you both choose things to watch
"Jay look at what the boys sent me"
"Why is there so many Thai Dramas, especially ones we already saw" Jay said
"Hold on Hunt's calling me*
Yes Hunter what do you need
Kim wrote it wrong he meant those were options, and that you could pick which ones you wanted to watch
Ok well Hunter pick one Thai one and tell Kim to pick one Korean one and we are watching one Japanese one I'll pick it when Jay and I get back from the bookstore bye
Hunt
Ok bye Noah
*30 minutes later*
"Hunt I'm back" Noah yelled
"Noah get down!" Kim said
"SHIT"
*After kicking out the intruder*
"Oh shit the bullet scraped my head" Noah said
"Ow my side hurts" Jay said
"Fuckin hell Jay you're bleeding a lot we need to get you to a hospital now" Agent 44 said
"Kim and Agent 44 grab some gauze to wrap the wound, while I put ice on my wound so my headache doesn't get worse" Noah said
*4 hours later*
*Miss President knocks on Noah's door*
"Hey Noah you doing okay" Miss President said
"DON'T turn on the light, my migraine will get ten times worse if you do" Noah said
"Ok well I brought you a sandwich and some juice" Miss President said
"Thanks mom, shit sorry Miss President"
"You could call me mom if you want Noah, since I know what happened to your mom" Miss President
"So does that mean that Agent 44 is my dad, since I know that you're dating him" Noah said
"Yeah if you want you could call him that, but your dad isn't dead right he just left when you were young?"
"Yes, so I could call Agent 44, Stepdad"
"Also what manga you reading?"
*Shows cover of book*
"Ooh that's a good one, my exes kid read that one"
"Mom, you're only six years older than me, how many exes do you have?" Noah asked
"You don't need to know that" Miss President said
*Hunter walks into the room*
"Why the hell are y'all so loud, y'all almost made me drop Noah's cake"
*Gasp* fuckin' hell that's a cool looking cake" Noah said
*Alarm goes off*
"GET DOWN" Agent 44 said
"No need to worry, I accidentally triggered the alarm since my card wasn't working, one of the workers let me in" Jay said
"Oh shit yeah we have new cards I forgot to give you one, where's Kim he needs one" Miss President said
"he was getting presents with me but went in a different car, so the alarm will go off in about three minutes" Agent 44 said
"Three minutes?, How do you know the exact time" Miss President said
"He told me he'll be 3 minutes late" Jay said
*three minutes later*
*Alarm goes off*
"Ok Jay, call Kim to make sure it's him"
"On it"
Hey Jay it's me not a fuckin' intruder
*ends call*
"It's him not B.R.A.D.I.O" Jay said
"Alright let him in" Miss President said
"Why the fuck did my card not work, a security guard had to let me in" Kim said
"Sorry when Hunter and Noah became spies we changed the cards Incase B.R.A.D.I.O had our old cards, and we never gave you both new cards because we thought we wouldn't see y'all again" Agent 44 said
"Oh makes sense" Kim said
"Well now that everyone is here let's sing happy birthday and cut the cake"
June 30th, 2026
"Ok boys are you all ready to go to the parade?" Miss President asked
"Yes, but Kim isn't, HONEY HURRY UP" Jay said
"Ok, Hunt let's go to the car" Noah said
"okay but no being a couple until we get to the parade" Hunter said
"Ok, why the fuck would I wanna fake being a couple before we get there? I'm not gay" Noah said
"Yes I know you're not gay, I was talking to Jay since him and Kim are lovey dovey and I hate that" Hunter (the bisexual) said
"Ok KIM WE'RE LEAVING"
"Fuck I'm here" Kim said
*At the Pride Parade*
"Jay they're selling cake pops let's go get some" Kim said
"Ok" Jay said
"Mongkut explain to me why we brought Noah here, he isn't queer"
"no Claire I see him when he talks to Hunter he looks at him like a lover not an enemy, which is why I brought him and paired him with Hunter to get their relationship going" Mongkut said
"Really, because how I see it, they hate each other, I mean look they're arguing right now" Claire said
"Shit Hunter's about to punch Noah"
*Mongkut runs and grabs Hunter's arm*
"NO fist fighting" Mongkut said
"Fine" Hunter said