WE KILLED THE DINOSOUARS

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎In a beautiful green forest were nature's animals, beautiful insects of varying colors, a sea of captivating floral life, and rare gems that could not be found anywhere else —well, they could— but all in all, beautiful scenery.

‎ ‎ ‎ And especially…the bright flaming meteorite that kept enlarging in the distance.

Wait!

That doesn't sound right.

Where did a meteor come from—oh shit.

𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒎!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎A red flaming ball of doom, misery, and destruction descended upon the earth—just like your mother—Yes, I made a 'your mom' joke in 2023; deal with it.

‎ ‎ ‎ And, like an erupting volcano, a heap of red-charred dirt erupted and spewed into the air.

‎ ‎ ‎ Ash-colored smoke and vermillion-red fire swirled around like a tornado of death—scratch that—this was a fire swirl; simple.

…

‎ ‎ ‎ The destruction subsided in a matter of moments, allowing a better view of the 'meteor.'‎ ‎ ‎

"Cough!"