Life again

So BOOM (as duke Dennis would say) we back here in the womb its low-key comfy but that's a different subject anyway i don't know how long I've been in here but it's pissing me off thank god i asked god to seal my memories after birth so i don't have to be a annoying child and can have a normal childhood i hope damn something is pushing me out what the fuck oh i shit is this birth i hate it anyways lets get it over TIME SKIP NO JUTSU! 13 years later so found out some very interesting information so my dad is kaname tōsen i don't even understand how a captain has a kid with a mortal women oh my mother is a mirror image of Rochelle ayes like same name and everything so guess who is gonna be the sexiest man in bleach when I reach my prime cause I've started my training going to the gym my father isn't home most of the time cause you know shinagami Captain reaping souls so I'm watched by my mother and her family but my dad left us enough money for a few generations once i am able to lift 100 pounds then imma start training my actual abilities like my shadows and things of dem natures