The Damn Train

So this is how it happened.

One day I'm walking home from a ridiculously tiring day of work when I arrived at the train station. I'm standing on the platform two seconds away from passing out from exhaustion, when I see the train finally pulling in. And of course due to my FANTASTIC LUCK it's going well above what it should be when pulling in. And then lo and behold! a couple after a night of getting, as they called "white girl wasted", bump into me. Now I may be dead tired, but I managed to keep my balance. But NO! evidently when YOU bump into someone it's THEIR FAULT?! So the guys girlfriend picks a fight with me.

" What do you think you are?! Can't you see he has a lovely girlfriend by his side you home wrecker?! "

'Ok. One, it's WHO not WHAT. Two, what lovely girlfriend? Because all I can see is girl who clearly is lacking in a few departments, and is clearly making up for it with a push-up.'

But of course I said all this in my head. I may be tired, but I'm sure my filter is operating at full function. Or not...

"What the f*ck did you just say b*tch?! Think you're better then me! "

'Well sh*t'

And that's when the b*tch shoved me off the platform.