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Chapter Two, Chapter One And Three Quarters

it was a sunny afternoon on the shores of hadi and the boys where back to their quirky ways.

Larry walks in hey guys *laugh track*

so I found out I'm allergic to pizza.

Harry and Garry gasp *laugh track*

Larry looks into garrys soul. Larry whispers you know what you have to do *laugh track*

Garry violently shits blood in a gentlemanly way *laugh track*

Harry being the more capable of the two puts on mothers face and says no you're not. the holy power of mothers slightly rotten flesh mask fixes Larry's inability to eat pizza. *laugh track*

Garry realising the full potential of the mask rips it off of Harry's face, puts it on and says "give us some smoking babes" but like my bitch of an ex wife the mask is a master of word play. *laugh track*

*two flaming babies appear in front of the boys*

now they must conquer the biggest challenge of all, being fathers *laugh track*