59 | 'We're not together'

3:22pm

: hey nerds stop making out in front of the supergirl statue

: no matter how much of a wlw icon she is

: annnnd they just continued eating each other's faces and flipped me off

: I DID NOT RAISE YOU TWO TO BE SO DISRESPECTFUL

: begone evil one

: how did you even type that without taking out your phone

: she's good with her fingers

: TMI TMI TMI

: also hi people of this chat, kara kidnapped us and brought us over for the wedding

: i didn't kidnap them i promise

: oh hey how are you guys!

: we got kidnapped, i shot my dad, me and ronnie drank poison, toni and cheryl rescued us with unnecessary medieval weapons when they could have very easily used guns

: it's for the dramatics betty

: please tell me you're going to therapy

: nope because as teenagers we're expected to deal with it even though we all probably have PTSD!

: i'll make some appointments

: aw you're such a mom, danvers

: and yes kids please go to those appointments

: we're gonna be such great parents

: yep

: and i'll be the favourite uncle!

: lena can be the wine aunt

: kara can be the one who always makes sure they're fed - grandma essentially

: j'onn is the wise grandad

: i got the next batch of kids

: hold on that sounds really bad let me rephrase - power rangers

: zack stop screaming at that bush

: nO mOm I wIlL nOt

: jesus christ

: are you sure you want THIS at your wedding?

: well tell me billy

: how many tonnes can your guys lift?

: Last time I checked, around three tonnes.

: yeah i was JUST able to lift up jason so you would be correct billy

: dick

: then of course i want you guys at my wedding!

: i need you to launch all of the guests into space for our anti-gravity after-party

: i'd gladly launch Zack into space

: same

: same

: Same?

: rude

: apart from billy who at least had slight doubts thanks man

: great then it's settled

: oh my god they're still making out

: great suggestion veronica-from-another-earth! kim go kiss trini!

: did you just hit on kim for me

: yes

: hey kim

: zack

: i think your clothes would look great on trini's bedroom floor

: zaaaaack

: i'm gonna kill you

: aww they're so cute together

: we're not together

: we're not dating

: what

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has entered the chat

: what

has left the chat

: What.

: What.

: Wait you guys aren't dating?

: Because I though you guys were dating for the past two months.

: Sorry my bad.

: it's all good billy :)

: but just curious

: why did you think we were dating

: Well you guys are practically attached at the hip. You always look at each other like the other had 'hung the stars' as Jason likes to call it, though I am not too sure how stars can be hung since they are large balls of helium and nitrogen.

: You always blush whenever the other does something nice or sweet, and you're very affectionate with each other.

: interesting...

: very interesting...

: Also Zack told me you went on a 'donut date' and were 'eating each other up with their eyes'.

: zack what the fuck you spied on us?

: chill crazy girl i was just buying coffee

: thanks billy

: damn, kiddo has all the facts today

: you guys are just like us!

: that's what me and lena were like before we started dating!

: kara they're not together

: oh

: yeah i was too busy apprehending a cat burglar while reading woops

: wow such obliviousness on everyone's parts

: also that's pretty badass little danvers

: um thanks?

: anyway on another note about the wedding ceremony

: as soon as they pronounce us married, we're to take three shots of tequila

: also i'm sorry to announce that there will be no sprigs of poison ivy or nettles in the bridesmaids' bouquets due to 'sAfEtY aNd HeAlTh ReGuLaTiOnS'

: but we are allowed to secretly set them on fire afterwards because i say so

: but AWAY from fire/smoke detectors because sAfEtY aNd HeAlTh ReGuLaTiOnS

: can't wait to get hitched babe!

: me neither woo!

: this wedding is going to be quite something

: and i am absolutely here for it

: guys they're still making out what do i do

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The next one should hopefully be some prose about this mish-mash-mess of the crossover wedding so let's see how that goes!

Thanks for reading/commenting/voting as always as it's very much appreciated!

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