52 | Bonsai Trees

7:15pm

: bitch you went to ikea without me? how could you?

: wtf how do you always know where we are

: turn around

: jesus fucking christ

: babe stop screaming

: oh my god is that roulette in that mattress

: yep

: hi!! do you want to shop for furniture with us?

: sure thing you ball of sunshine

: thanks i guess?

: Veronica, you are very overdressed for IKEA.

: bitch you're literally in a business suit shopping for beds

: and i bet you have a top hat and a bow tie hidden in your jacket pocket too

: ...No...

: lmao lena with a top hat

: sooooo

: why'd you need a new bed?

: is it because ;) ;) ;)

: not this again i'm leaving come on mags let's go and eat some swedish meatballs

: babe i'm a vegan

: whatever let's go come on maggie i'll buy you that lobster soft toy

: okay babe

: it seems i am correct

: oh look lena a frying pan

: Great idea, let's hit Veronica with it.

: oW LENA

: lena we're going to get banned

: Ugh, fine.

: okay i bought maggie that lobster plushie are you done yet?

: feEL IT ALEX IT'S SO SOFT

: yes that's great babe

: sawyer has a thing for cuddly things?

: that's probably why she married my sister then

: dude we talked about this i am not sOFT OR CUDDLY

: babe it's alright, you can be both

: also let's go to the plant section

: i wanna get some more bonsais

: you already have three shelves dedicated to them how many more can you possibly need?

: i

: want

: more

: boNSAI

: okay let's go then, before you combust

: Kara, you can't just carry the 60kg flat pack without a shopping cart

: but i can

: At least look like you're struggling a bit, love.

: she looks like an angry turtle who's eaten a lemon

: Yeah, I'll just go and get a cart...

: lena i've paid!

: But the shopping cart...

: some guy at the till was impressed and asked me for my workout routine

: You did carry a 60kg package without breaking a sweat, Kara.

: kara i swear to god if you've outed yourself again

: Oh my god. Alex, are you holding nine bonsai trees?

: maggie's got the other twenty

: what the fuck

9:22am

: guys i have found what i believe to be miss luthor's secret wattpad account

: um what were you doing on wattpad

: reading fanfiction about ourselves duh

: and there's a lot of it revolving around our sex lives?

: anyways

: she saves a lot of reader x supergirl to her reading list

: omg

: okay...

: Sorry but I have no clue what you're talking about.

: lol i wonder if kara knows about this

: miss luthor you've linked your facebook account to you fanfic account btw

: ...

: BRB