06 | Not So Secret Blogs

9:23pm

: guess what i love about this chat

: what?

: we're all queer

: i mean

: i'm gay

: mags is gay

: very

: kara is a bisexual mess

: you're not wrong

: winslow's also very bi and apparently had a crush on superman lmfao

: it wAS ONE TIME

: james is pretty damn bi too

: [biflagemoji]

: and how could we forget lena lesbian luthor

: True.

: everyone's here and they're queer

: WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE QUEER!!!

: i mean

: it really pisses me off when there's only one gay character when in reality we travel in packs

: i mean

: look at us

: that's so true though

: and then the lonely lgbt character gets killed off or goes through way too many horrific things

: yeah

7:08am

: any progress on the bet yet?

: nope

: you?

: well, i talked to winn yesterday about it and he denied having feelings for james so i think we're getting somewhere

: also remember they could already be dating with that slip up when they said they were in the same bed

: ah yes

: how was your day?

: pretty good

: i found some good shit today

: turns out, lena luthor has a secret tumblr blog about supergirl

: ASDJKLFSLASL

: WHAT'S IN IT I WANT TO KNOW

: well the account is called 'supergirls-cape' and she basically posts pictures of supergirl in the sky or beating some monster up

: that's gay

: ikr

7:24am

: little luthor

: [screenshotoflena'snotsosecrettumblraccount.jpeg]

: care to explain why you have a fan blog for my sister?

: that's gaaaaay

: That's not mine.

: luthor, i literally saw your phone open on this when you asked me to get your phone for you yesterday

: ...

: Fine. It... might... be mine?

: knew it

: right so we still want to get you two together right mags?

: definitely

: She's never going to like me back. Haven't we already established this?

: I don't deserve her.

: bullshit

: LENA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

: WE'RE GONNA HELP MOVE THIS DAMN SHIP ALONG

: HELL YEAH

: luthor listen to me

: you two deserve each other okay?

: i know her best and...

: you're actually perfect for each other

: so i have faith okay?

: ...

: So what do I do?

: act extra gay around her

: cheek kisses, hugs, heart eyes, casual compliments etc

: and most importantly...

: be you

: you'll have her making heart eyes back at you in no time

: Thank you. I will actually take this advice, weirdly.

: nothing better than good solid advice from your elder gays

: but mainly me tho

: danvers here is kinda useless

: r U D E

: you guys are having lunch today as usual right?

: Yep.

: don't forget the advice!