Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me! Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name? Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory! Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY. There is a person, whose entire life is a legend. There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his brows There is a person, his name is Lin Fan. Everybody: “Lin Fan, I want to have your babies.” A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.
Lin Fan prayed fervently. All he needed was a few more pericelestial beasts, and he’d be done.
Once his 100,000,000 experience points were filled, he’d be able to enter the middle level of the postcelestial stage, receiving a boost in fighting strength immediately. In fact, he could even try reaching the pericelestial level.
"Junior Master, here it comes!"
Just then, a gigantic carcass flew over at Lin Fan. Even just staring at the size of it shocked him.
"Catch my finger!"
Lin Fan shouted and pierced the beast’s skull.
‘Ding…congratulations on killing postcelestial upper-level beast: Snow Tiger.’
‘Ding…experience points +100,000.’
‘Ding…‘Deflowering Finger’ has leveled up.’
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‘Wait a moment. Something’s not right! How could such a high-level beast only give so little experience points! That’s bullshit! Complete bullshit!’