He Got Drunk!...

Marineford~

Two Months Ago…

Big Mom came to Marineford along with her family by following Jack's Vivre Card because of being worried about her husband's well-being. Knowing that the War about Whitebeard and the Marines are taking place right there and seeing that the Vivre card of jack is pointing right at Marineford, Big Mom didn't even think twice.

Even though she is pregnant and Jack telling her that she shouldn't travel for she is pregnant and it might do bad for the baby, she still did for she's worried about him.

Fuck the war! Fuck the Marines! If anyone hurts my husband, I will war with them all!

Is what Big Mom is thinking.

Reaching Marineford, the thought of them all about a chaotic war that they will see, never came into their view.

The ship stopped just in front of the frozen bay. The Charlotte Family descended the ship one by one and ready to dash forward and look for Jack, except for Big Mom who got told that she shouldn't be jumping around and just wait at the ship by her children.

With Katakuri and Smoothie leading the group of hundreds members of Big Mom Pirates ready to dash and look for Jack with weapons drawn out, stopped.

Why?

Because they saw Jack running towards them followed by a big green guy who looked angry.

Seeing jack along with a big green guy coming at them who looked angry as he followed Jack tensed up, thinking that the big green guy is an enemy and ready to attack.

Jack seeing Katakuri 'who he always bullies' along with the others with a ready to attack pose, shouted, "Don't attack, he is a friend" as he signaled them not to do anything stupid.

If you attack him, you will regret it! thought Jack.

hearing what Jack said, the Big Mom Pirates eased up. Soon, Jack and Hulk reached them and with Jack telling them about Hulk. All of them then jumped back up to the ship.

Lin Lin who's belly is showing her pregnancy cried when she saw Jack. She then hugged Jack not bothering about Hulk.

Jack felt happy that there is a woman who really loves him and ready to even look for him at the middle of a war.

Is it really a war?

Hulk seeing Jack being hug by Lin Lin and crying felt something in him. He thought 'Hulk, needs a woman'.

Jack comforted Lin Lin until she stopped crying. They then began to sail back to New World.

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Three Weeks Later…

Totto Land…

The Big Mom Pirates along with Jack and Hulk reached their destination. The citizens of the Archipelago hearing that Lin Lin and the others are back along with Jack, celebrated.

Why?

It's because they can finally rest and rebuild everything.

Wait rebuild?

As the ship reached Totto Land and sailing towards Whole Cake Island, Jack frowned.

Jack asked, "Why is everything in ruins?" as he looked back at an Island that the ship just passed by.

"Mama lost her self control when she missed you and couldn't find you, she runs everywhere while destroying everything in her path searching for you, the good thing is Katakuri nii-san remembered about the war and told mama about it and telling her that you might be there. She calm down after and we sail to Marineford" informed Brûlée.

Jack looked at the sleeping Lin Lin who's head is resting at Jack's lap and sigh. 'She truly cares for me' thought Jack as he cares the smooth hairs of his wife.

Hulk is talking with Charlotte Custard while eyeing Jack. Seems like Charlotte Custard liked Hulk the moment she saw him. Seeing his green body full of ripped muscles that looked like wanting to explode and his mean and angry expression got her heart shot by Mr. Cupid.

When they sailed back from Marineford, she went towards Hulk and introduced herself and with Hulk only saying, "Hulk".

As days passed, she will always go to Hulk keeping him company while talking with him, Hulk's mean and angry expression that's always plastered on his face disappeared and got replaced with a happy one. (Imagine that)

Charlotte Custard is a slim, young-looking woman who has fair skin, brown eyes, short violet hair adorned with a flower. She wears a purple-pink bodysuit with matching elbow-length gloves and a belt around her waist. She also wears a large, fluffy light pink cape with pink polka dots around her shoulders.

As they sail, days passed and turned into weeks until they reached Totto Land. Hulk seeing the Islands that's filled with ruined buildings everywhere thought, 'They like smashing?' and smiled revealing his big white teeth.

Custard seeing Hulk smiled for the first time got her heart beat faster than it ever was with her eyes becoming heart like.

The ship sailed towards Whole Cake Island as they passed Island after another with ruined buildings and with people rebuilding them while some partied.

Jack hearing the sounds for people's celebrating or partying wanted to join. He decided, once they reach the main Island, they will also throw a party.

Time passed, and they reached their destination. They then got off the ship and walked towards the main building. Everyone seeing Jack is back also celebrated and cheered.

With Jack carrying the sleeping Lin Lin in bridal style smiled and signalled everyone to keep quiet for they might wake the sleeping Lin Lin in his arms.

Those who are cheering stopped and smiled at Jack then turned back and continue rebuilding stuffs. Hulk didn't know what's going on so he just followed quietly along with Custard who's at his side with a big smile on her face.

Jack told Hulk to wait outside for he will just put Lin Lin into her bed at the main building and come back. Hulk nodded and stopped just in front of the main building's entrance and waited patiently for Jack.

Someone dragged custard along with the others saying that they have something to do. Custard didn't want to leave Hulk but couldn't do anything but to follow her siblings. Bidding a short farewell to Hulk, Custard left along with the others leaving Hulk alone outside.

A couple minutes passed, Jack came out and invited Hulk to follow him. Hulk said nothing but followed curious where they are going.

Walking into the center of the main Island, Jack climbed up into a certain building and with a mic on his hand, he said, "Aye people! Jack is back. Let's party for our new friend Hulk!"

The citizens of the main Island heard what Jack announced, stopping their work at hand, they all shouted, "AYE~!"

Not long after, most of the citizens of the Whole Cake Island went to where Jack is at with dishes of many kinds at hand.

Jack seeing the people come smiled and took out a bunch of Rum which he stored inside of him.

Hulk didn't know what's going on but seeing the smile on everyone's face with foods and booze joined. Everyone greeted Hulk with a welcoming smile on their faces. Hulk smiled back.

Everyone then partied, drinking, eating while talking. Soon the Charlotte family joined along with Lin Lin who got woken up by the noises.

Everyone drank and partied, since it is still afternoon, they continued and partied to their hearts contents.

Hours passed…

Hulk who's not used to drinking too much, got drunk. His green face gained a tint of red and felt dizzy. Shaking his head right and left trying to shake off his dizziness with his eyes closed and opened them right after but still feeling dizzy.

Everything is blurry in his sight, someone who's supposed to be one, became three in his sight. Jack noticed Hulk's unusual behavior and walked towards him, he asked, "Hey mate, are you alright?"

Hulk looked at Jack who's holding a bottle of rum who's also drunk. To Hulk's surprise, Jack also became three.

Hulk stood up, Jack grabbed his pants trying to make him sit back but failed, gripping it tight and pulling it down, failed.

To everyone's surprise, Hulk jumped up to who know's where along with Jack who's holding tight at his pants and screamed to his fullest.

Hulk jumped and Jump not knowing where to go, he jumped from Island to Island.

Hulk is dizzy and drunk, thus he jumped to who knows where. Jack kept on screaming as he tightened his grip at Hulk's Pants not wanting to let go soon.

Hulk who's in the air free-falling, reached another Island. Not knowing what he is doing anymore, he used all of his strength and jump up.

Hulk who jump up so high as he goes into an unknown direction along with Jack who's screaming fell into and Island then jump up again.

On that Island, there's a group drinking and laughing. It is Shanks and his crew who came back from the Empire.

As they drink merrily and happy, all of them got startled when they saw Hulk along with Jack with a terrified expression on his face then jump again.

All of their mugs and bottle they are holding all fell down on the ground and thought, 'Wasn't that Jack? Who's the green one?'

On a certain Island…

Whitebeard and his crew are also drinking happily, celebrating about Ace rescue and with Whitebeard telling his crew about Roger.

Suddenly, Hulk fell just at the back of Whitebeard, startling everyone then jump up again along with Jack's screaming.

Hulk who is drunk and dizzy, jump and jump without knowing where to go.

As Hulk landed on an Island, he a red big mountain. He jumped up again towards the mountain leaving a dumbfounded group of people.

Hulk who jumped towards the red mountain and only reaching almost half of it grabbed tight then climbed up using his hands and feet.

If anyone can see him climbing, they might die of shock and thought 'How the hell can you climb it with such a fast pace! No! That isn't what's important! Why the hell are you climbing it!'

Hulk climb at a fast pace along with Jack who's grabbing tight at his pants. Hulk climbed for a few minutes and reached the top.

Hulk felt sleepy, Jack vomited. Hulk then jump up again.

Seems like Hulk can't control himself when he is drunk.

Hulk jump and jump after another, even though he is sleepy he still jumped. Finally, Hulk jump so high along with Jack who's almost losing his grip for his strength was all spent at his screaming. Hulk who's at mid air fell asleep.

Jack seeing that Hulk is asleep and they are still in midair, panicked. He tried to wake Hulk up but to no avail.

As they fell down, Jack saw a familiar place, he thought, 'Again?'

Hulk and Jack fell down, at the same place where Jack fell down before. Crashing down from the roof to the same room, Jack saw the beautiful figure again and with Hulk who's snoring.

Jack who has no strength left gritted his teeth and said, "We meet again, Milady. Please don't panic and let me explain"

The figure said nothing and dashed at Jack and punched him again, knocking him out for good.

At Totto Land…

Lin Lin and the others didn't know what to do, they just came back today and again Jack left along with Hulk.

Lin Lin said that Jack should be alright with Hulk for he is not alone and will come back soon.

A month passed, Jack and Hulk are not back yet. Lin Lin then began to panic and worried that something bad might have happened to the two.

Everyone did their best at calming Big Mom down and succeeded.

A week passed…

A news cocoo came and dropped a newspaper. A person who's walking down the street saw the newspaper on the way and picked it up, reading its contents, his face turned grim and with a panicked look in his face runs towards the main building.

The guards seeing the man running towards them stopped the man and asked what he needs, the man then gave them the newspaper and they also read it, as they read it, both of their faces also turned grim.

One of them quickly run inside with the newspaper in hand and passed the newspaper to someone. That someone read the newspaper and his face also turned grim.

The newspaper got passed around along with those who have read it telling it to others. The news quickly spread, Lin Lin who's worried received the news.

Lin Lin's worried look turned into that of rage, she declared, "Ready everything quickly! We go to war!"

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Chaos Dragon God Empire~

Silver is sitting in his Imperial Throne with trembling hands as he reads the newspaper with veins almost popping out from his forehead shouted in a loud voice,

"What have you done now! JACK!!!"

What was written on the newspaper is this,

*Jack Sparrow the husband of the former Emperor Big Mom broke into Mary Goise for the second time and assaulting a World Novel and even killing some along with someone.

The World Noble declared that Jack Sparrow and his friend will be executed at Mary Goise in three days' time*