18 angry water

hey that's pretty gay: holy shit the water's angry

smartass: bro this is a lab--that's not water, that's a SUBSTANCE

hey that's pretty gay: *whispers* you'll always be water to me

better person: oh yes that water is very a n g r y

smartass: i do not support objectophilia--

**the substance in the test tube is currently at a rolling boil.**

angry water: they see me rollin', they hatin'

hey that's pretty gay: what

better person: what

smartass: what