1 The Succ Sage's Heritage

Right so basically right, last night...

Reec Aloe Vera Angleas Valenti Malanora Sensan De'La'Flora Avrora was busy becoming body butter when suddenly his mum told him to become olive spread. Reec was so angery and rolled up his sleeves to deal with this problem but then he heard a biig explosion oh no he looked out the window and there he was, Gayden Brijj, The Child Predator.

Right now he was eating a child and Reec was like "what." He jumped out the window and rolled up his sleeves and so did the Child predator. The two clashed and exchanged blows, first the child predator blew on reecs elbow and created a wind that ripped trees out the ground but reec counter blew and planted the trees back in the ground cos he's vegan and appreciates the environment.

Gayden Brijj was like claustrophic and stuff so when he got surrounded by trees he got really angery and retreated but not before blowing on reec's elbow again.

Reec was soo angery that his elbow got blowed on so he told his mum to become body butter and olive spread and couldn't believe she was butter and had a vision of Mr Gloybraith eating the moon oh no don't eat the moon oh no pleanse donut succ! He realised that this world was going to be drunk by Mr Gloybraith because he was angery of something oh dear. He realised that The Succ Sage's heritage wasn't a myth and must be unleashed to stop the terror of Mr Gloybraith.

He peed and travelled to curry's pc word to buy a sat nav so he can find the heritage.

He went in and omg he saw blodviper 983 93 admiral of PSE admiral of me pee me pee admiral airena drinking milk fair demeanor hacker and memer jos cot!

Jos cot was stealing fans and stuff from the boxes and saw reec come in and was like "can you not" he was like "can you not" he was like "stop being a git you're being a little git" and reec was like  "I need to find The Succ Sage's Heritage" but jos cot refused saying that he was busy looking for pc parts he rolled up his sleeves and started fighting the curry's pc World owner to get free parts for his super computer.

Reec shook his head smh and didn't know how he'd find the heritage but then he got an idea and was like "oh would you do it for cheese and pesto pasta" and jos cot said yes.

Jos cot went back to his mum's house and peed he said "condescending" and went on his super computer and looked on Google earth to the find the heritage but first watched the Halo trailer. He peed and said "I found the heritage it's located in the Scrummy Bummy Domain" and reec peed yes good point.

Reec was like "that's far away how we get there" but jos cot wasn't worried he whistled and summoned the bus driver who was his best friend and was going to sit in the front seat but a little girl was there and he said "get out you little git" he was like "can you not" he was like "you're being a git" and the girl cried so he beat her up and sat in the back anyway.

It took like a bajillion years (69 years) to get into range of the Scrummy Bummy Domain.

The two got dropped off in the carrot tree forest and searched around another bajillion years and suddenly found abul babul alul malul suckurmum talul suckurbum wafalul bathtub boy never fall for your ploy He was like "Oi" and jos cot got on his phone to make the next move on chess Red Hot Pawn to C4 and said "Oi" and Reec explained that they were here to milc they were he to succ they were here to find The Succ Sage's Heritage.

Bathtub boy was like what he was like sack he wagged his finger and explained "pleanse donut milc, pleanse donut succ" then explained that this was the carrot tree domain and that they would have to go back to the Scrummy Bummy Company where all the Scrummy Bummy is made.

He whistled and summoned mummy who brought them back to the Scrummy Bummy company and met with jaffa man gaming the other owner of the Scrummy Bummy company and whipped and dabbed and hit that whip and dab and fap and slap and milked and drunk and spunked and funked hm yes jaffa man milked jos russell the squirrel and got squirrel milc and opened the Scrummy Bummy vault and showed that the Scrummy Bummy was actually being nourished by the heritage of The Succ Sage.

So this is the secret behind Scrummy Bummy reec thought and took the heritage. Jos cot was like "can you not" and used his super compoter to try and solve the puzzle that must be solved to unlock the heritage but it blew up and he cried and died because it was too complex oof.

Bathtub boy was like "oof big oof" and milked and sinker into the ocean he peed and said "why you are unlocking heritage??" and reec replied "me pee me pee, Mr Gloybraith mustn't drink the planet" he say and bathtub boy surprised say "me pee" he roll up sleeves oh no he roll up sleeves oh yes he say "let me try" and got the heritage and tried to solve. After a bajillion years he succ he say "oh" he say "oof" and failed to unlock it but he managed to make a crack in the outer shell by the resonance of succ and also by expending the Cummy Bummy vault.

Succ slowly oozed out the heritage and was released into the universe which made the carrot trees grow and they ascended to the mloon pleanse donut eat the moon.