71 Chapter 71 - Pranked

The slight throbbing pain in the back of his head remained.

The danger of this world was that this new automated system had different protocols. He had never met with this situation when he was working as a system himself.

This automated system followed new rules....

It was dangerous.

It could easily kill him in a matter of seconds....

Kang bit his lips that were already bruised. 'What can I do to escape this? can I even escape this world or this system's clutches?'

While he was working as a system he had seen a few hosts who were emotionally damaged and wanted to leave, but they can't escape the system's transmigration process.

'I used that old transmigration pod so... even I can't escape like those older hosts right. fuck, what did I get myself into? Because of my selfish wish to live I've thrown myself into deep shit...'

"You are seriously not talking to that master guy?"

Kang glared at the stupid one-cell living being sitting in front of him. "I would be glad if you could keep your stud mouth shut for a while."

"Then what are you thinking about so deeply? You're not thinking of escape, are you? Kang, I advice against it."

Zhu Kang punched his face again pushing off the bed.

"Ow! Why do you keep hitting my face! I have done and said nothing!"

"What haven't you done! First, you fucked my brother and said you hated it, then met him in market and fell in love with him. You fucking chased him around like creep and then you came to me and proudly flaunted that you fucked my dear brother.. agh I feel like fucking up that smug face of yours! Just leave me be. Go bug your uncle." He massaged his head.

Altren stood up, pouting. "Fuck me for caring about you. I'm gonna take a shower. You can gladly leave any time you want. The door's that way,"

"Wait."

Altren hopefully glanced back.

"Where is your pain relief balm? My head is pounding."

Altren's eyes slightly narrowed in a naughty gaze. "In my drawer. It's a blue half-used tube," he ran to the bathroom and shut the door.

Kang sighed loudly. Dealing with Altren really killed a few of his brain cells. As the saying goes, of you associate yourself with a stupid person, you will become stupid as well.

It's exactly that...

He rolled over onto his back and blindly reached for the nearby drawer. His hands garbed onto a metal tube which was half squeezed.

"I don't have many options. I am stuck here, in this world, in this academy. I don't know what the end of the transmission will be.'

Usually the hosts he sent always died prematurely. It was always untimely death, like getting hit by a truck, falling by accident and spanning their neck, flower pots flying from space and hitting their head.

Yeah, they all died.

Albeit in a creative way.

'Will I die too? Ahh thinking about that possibility makes me so sad. I'm just a young sapling yet to experience this beautiful world.'

With his eyes closed, he opened the tube and squeezed out a bit on his fingertip. It was cool to touch. he applied to his forehead.

Unlike any pain relief balm, it did not have that strong medicinal or herbal smell. Instead, it smelled like... a fruit....

"hahaha! Hahaha oh my god. Look at your face!!!" Altren dashed out of the bathroom laughing out loud holding his stomach. "hahahah!!! You really applied it!! I can't believe you fell for that.."

Blankly Kang sat up. he sniffed his fingertip. It was definitely berry flavored... he took the tube, unfolded it, and read the label.

'Blueberry scented lube~'

The bold letters popped out in the front of his eyes.

'T-this... this bastard! He has a dying wish'

He held back his raging expression and just blankly looked up at him. "What is this?"

Altren looked confused. "you don't know what that is? You're twenty years old, you must have come upon it at some point...." he stepped close curiously. "Kang don't tell me you're a virgin boy? Oh that's so sad. I bet the girls were repulsed by you.." he sat on the bed.

Kang pounced on him and grabbed his head. "Caught you, you fucker. you dare to prank me! Here take this!" he squeezed out the entire tube of lube into his mouth.

"thu thu! It's not edible!!!" Altren sat it out.

Accidentally, he spat on his face.

Kang growled loudly. Scales appeared all over his skin. "You are so dead, Altren!"

"Wait it was an accident! You are the one who shoved that in my mouth."

Kang pulled at Altren's torn super suit and Altren did the same tearing at his T-shirt. In his grip, the super hero's shirt tore apart and his own shirt got super stretched exposing his shoulders.

Altren giggle and took this chance to spear lube over his body. "Take that!"

"You really have a death wish huh." Kang punched him.

"Hey, I'm innocent. I'm an innocent being. Let go of me,"

"Innocent my ass, you deserve to be punished. For taking my brother's innocence and. For fucking taking my fist kiss!!!" he continued swatting him anywhere he could.

Altren protected his face and exposed all of his shoulders for him to hit.

"What did I just hear..." a throaty voice whispered all of a sudden.

Both of them glanced at the door.

Aaron stood there with his eyes glowing bright yellow. "h-he... he kissed you....."

"U-uncle,! It's a misunderstanding! It was not a kiss. Just... lips touching each other." Altren did not even give him a chance to speak before bolting to the bathroom. "Kang save me!!!!"

"Get back here you scoundrel!" Aaron chased after him.

Watching this, Kang burst out laughing. 'Even though this world is shit at least I have my laughs....'