Birth

After an unknown amount of time, Quinn regained his conscience. He looked around but, oddly enough, everything was all blurry. He was pretty sure that newborns couldn't see properly. He put it to the back of his head for now.

Looking around, Quinn saw a woman holding him looking at him with care, she had black hair with purple eyes. He looked around the room and he saw that they were in a hospital and there were other doctors and nurses. He also saw a man with blue hair and purple eyes standing at the side of the bed.

'Eh, didn't I die?'

<Host would be correct>

Quinn screamed, well, mostly in his head. 'Wait, was all that real. With the voice and all?'

<Currect>

'Oh, I see. I have zero clue what to do, was I just born and where am I.'

<You were indeed just born, and you are in My Hero Academia. You can leave for another world if you wish>

'Like multiverse travel, I don't think I asked for that.'

<It is something everyone gets, as a bonus>

'I see, [Great Sage] can you make a status screen?'

<Already did>

'Ah, let's see then.'

Name: None

Race: Universal Primordial

Titles: First of your Kind

Ultimate Skills: None

Unique Skills: [Gluttony], [Degenerate], [Great Sage]

Common Skills: None

Extra Skills: None

Tolerances: None

(A/N: I feel like I missed one but I don't remember)

'That's cool, wait, so if I had asked for Instant Mastery would it of worked.'

<Yes>

'Fuck!!!' Quinn looked up and saw the woman holding him, she said, "Isn't she meant to cry?"

.

.

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'Excuse me, what?' Quinn thought. One of the doctors took Quinn pit Quinn started to cry. 'You ain't doing that to me, my guy.' Quinn knew what he was going to do. He wasn't that stupid, he was pretty stupid but he hasn't fallen that low yet.

The woman took Quinn and looked at the man, "Theo, what should we name her?"

'[Great Sage, ] please don't say it's so.' Quinn thought, he prayed to every God he knew of. He was pretty sure he made up some.

<Host's gender is indeed female>

*Slowly dies inside*

'Can you just send me to hell?' Quinn asked, he... she really didn't want to be here anymore. At first, Quinn was happy, she would be reinstated and get to have fun and be OP, every otaku's dream. But now Quinn just wants to die and never be seen again.

<If you go to hell you'll still be a female and will be violated for all of eternity>

'...' she just can't win, can she.

'Nevermind, I'll find a way to at least be genderless, maybe that'll be better. Sigh, can you tell me about the race?'

<Universal Primordial: A race never seen before. You are half Primordial so you can mimic other races, you are also ageless, and have infinite potential. You're other half Universal, a race you get when you take dozens of universes and condense them into a single ord and fuse it with a primordial. If you change into a dragon you'll be a Universal Dragon. The chances of a normal person surviving are 0.0000000000000000000000001, and that's not even half of the zeros.>

*Gulp*

'Ah, I got this just because I made a mistake?'

<Yes>

'I think I just used up the plot armor of everyone ever.'

The man by the name of Theo said, "Collen, Sylvia."

'That's a shitty name for a girl old man...' she began to cry more. She read all those novels about people getting gender-bent and would just laugh, but, here she was. She was the one now being laughed at, a tear ran down her face, 'Oh how the world is so cruel.' she thought.

Sylvia said, "Why would you name a girl Collen?" she raised a brow.

"It's a gender-neutral name!" Theo tried to defend himself. He thought it was a good name, and it was, just not for a girl. Sylvia blinked and sighed, she married this man she should have expected it, and when they got married they agreed that he would pick a name for their first child.

She is regretting this, very much so. Theo, who seemingly knew what his wife was thinking, sulked. He thought it was a nice name. Sylvia giggled at her husband's saddened state and held her child.

Sylvia said, "How about Lilith." Theo said, "Good name, not as good as mine though." "But it is." "How?!" Theo stumbled trying to regain his footing.

"Because it's an actual name for a girl." Theo, again, sulked. It just was his day, he thought this was going to be a happy day, and it wasn't, it was one of the happiest times of his life. Followed by one of the saddest times of his life.