The pot of greed

(author: I know it was from game cards and so what, is sound cool anyway, because it will be part of the story)

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I walk toward. the unusual pot that has color of dark green. I started to removed of all debris that are piling up at the top of the pot. Once I removed from debris and also remove some of the dust to see a better look from the pot. When I hold in front of me I see a pattern on the side of the pot that looks like it got carved by it. To see what kind of pattern, I turn around that and got startle. I dropped the pot but it didn't break it inly make a THUD sounds. Because I saw creepy carving in the pot that has a grinning or evilly smiling face (just like in the Yu-Gi-Oh card THE POT OF GREED)  It looks like a goblin face. I wonder who put this kind of carving in their own pot. 

I thought to myself this pot can sell more fortunes. Maybe someone will buy these treasures, hmm... I decided you will be in my collection of sell8ng you off. The pot size was around above 12 inch and 8 wide. And it's pretty sturdy too. "let's call it a day for now and come back for tomorrow, '' I said to myself.

After I went out with other treasures I found and items. Unbeknownst to me that goblen has gone back after I got out from the building and brought more of their companions dozen of them.

I arrive at the ruins of bakery shop instead of the smell of breads it was now smell of waist of Jill. I use of her poops to become my monster and best repellant. That way no one can come here because of the filling of shit in the nearby underground entrance. "Ohh Baby Jill shit are really smell stink." I covered my nose with a mask clothes even tho I have mask It's still penetrate to my nose.

One I got inside the building and baby Jill had all woken up in the crib who looked like once again playing on the air. either she made a baby talk or sometimes it giggled. She looks happy with that, as long as she doesn't cry. "Hello baby Jill, your big bro is back now" I greeted her even though she.don't know what I'm saying she just turned around her head and said in baby talk"dada da da?" 

"Ohh," I just grew whatever she said "So what have you been doing when I was gone?" asked her while putting all the treasures I found in the noble's house at the corner where's the other treasures I founds before. And she answer a baby talk. "alright big bro will be there in a minute" once I arranged all the treasures, I went to baby Jill and picked her up in the crib where I also found a nursing house. 

I went into one of the barrels where the bottle for milk was on the top of the barrel. "Baby Jill is hungry?" asked her but she was looking at the other way that has interest in her of one the barrel. She keeps wiggling around and stretching her hands toward the barrel. "What do you want baby Jill? '' I looked around where she was restless about it. Once I saw it, it was the dry fruits. So I walk towards and pick up the yellow brown color of dry fruits. The flavor was mango (mango) and she just started salivating and went all over my shirt drooling. Once I gave it to her, she just put it in her mouth and sucked in the flavors. 

I put her in the small crib not the one she slept but the small that has a tall of 3 foot heights and inside the crib around 2 feet deep. She had two cribs on her own. I then went to the pot cause it always got my attention. "Hmm let's see what you got inside of you" I opened the lid and reached out the hollow inside of the pot. Suddenly something stubbed on my finger like a needle. "Ouch," I pulled back my hand right away and shook my hand so that the pain would go away. And I saw my pointy finger bleed . I sucked it up.

Then I tried to look inside of the pot and if there's a needles inside of the pot. Instead I found only a dark hollow and I couldn't see well. I thought to myself "it shouldn't be that bottomless right" I scratched my head. 

Suddenly the pot with a face opened its mouth and the tongue was coming out. And dramatic events, it spit unknown items. One was looking scroll and the other one was a ring. I have already collected hundreds of rings but this one is different. I don't know what it is but it gave me vibes on my body. I pick up the items, once I did the pot suddenly made sound cracks and there you go. The pot have turn into many pieces. 

"Huh!?" It startled me,"What the hell, it broke right away. I thought it was sturdy because when I dropped it before it didn't break. Now you tell me you just broke ucter you spit out items from your mouth even though you stab your finger too." I didn't expect this to happen and I can only sigh and shake my head. I was slightly disappointed, I thought I could sell it in the future and now it was broken.

"Ohh will I get two items anyway? '' I tried to relieve myself and look at these items. The first I put the ring on the center of my finger. I looked at my hand with the ring in the center "Pretty nit" said to myself and I smiled. And then to scroll, I saw weird characters that I didn't understand. I tried to spread the scroll to see on the insides but I couldn't. So I just put it on my backpack just in case I found a book that has translated, just in case it piqued my curiosity.

After that, I tried to remove them into my rings collection but the ring won't come off. "What the...'' I started to panic, I pulled my hand and ring to separate into hands but it didn't badge at all. "Ohh no no you don't stick on my finger now" I used all my strength but got drained right away and also made a sound bone crack sound. 

I look around to find a slimy that can slide easily like oil. The first I saw was Jill who was still sucking the mangas dried fruit and she looked like in sticky situations. That is I saw her saliva drawing. I ran towards her and she got sturtle and looked at me with wide eyes. Because of my sudden. appearance in front of her.

"Sorry Jill, I just need your help of your saliva" So I deep my finger on her corner of her mouth where all saliva are. She started giggling when I keep poking her. I rub her saliva onto my finger where my ring has stuck on my middle of fingers. (Author: I guess our mc didn't use his own saliva instead on baby Jillian. It might pass on his mind and didn't think properly because of his panic)"Common come out already, get out get out" I said loudly while Jill started laughing cause I'm jumping up in down. I got frustrated, I don't want to waste the oil but I have no choice but to use some of it even just a little. If still won't come off, so be it and stuck on my finger. At the end didn't come off and I gave up.

I feel so depressing so I just get a milk for baby Jill because I heard of her stomach start rumbling. After I feed her and she also falls asleep, I guess she has a lot of fun watching me and gets tired of it. So am I, I fell asleep on the floor where I stuck a pile of any bed sheets and felt comfortable.

In the next thing I know I woke up because baby Jill start crying loudly. What I guess is she poops herself. So I walk towards the baskets where I put Jill's diapers. After I changed her diapers I tossed outside of our underground and closed the door just to be safe. It was pretty dark outsides and couldn't see anything, when I tossed those diapers I guess someone got hit. It was the monster sniffing around while pinching its nose because of the stink of shit. It was goblen looking around, that got hit on his head. He look at the item that hit on him and pick it up. He looked up at this weird thing that wrapped around. He didn't know what is it so he run towards to his companion where they in group of search any sort of items. 

"Gra gra gra..." shouts loudly while he has joyfully in his face that he found something. Once he got near to his leader and handed the wrapped item. The other goblen also turn around to see why he was in restless.

"Gta garage gigi" He told his leader what happened and how he found this item pointing at the directions where it came from. 

"Gugo gugo?" The leader nodded his hand and he unwrapped the shit, he look at what was it and after that he sniffed. After awhile the leader start shaking. So the little goblin thought he found a good treasure because his leader was shaking but he didn't see that his face was twitching. And the leader burst it out "YAGABABA GABA GAAAA!?" he tossed the shit in front of the little goblin face and splatter all over his face, the leader also whacked the back of his head. 

Now he smell of shit also his other friends and accompany start laughing at him. So he turned around with death and glared at them so grabbed some shit on his face and started throwing at his friends and others, and everyone was running away from him while laughing. Some got hit and they start chasing one another. And didn't end is still more to come for little goblen for being unlucky when was searching around Jack place. As for the leader he will get more headache for his little companions and the others. The leader can only shook his at his goblen minion and sighed.