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The Reincarnation of the Perverted Magician

Everyone thought of me as a perverted fool, everyone thought of me as a trash. —But they didn't know, deep down. I was the [Legendary Magician].

Miss_Justice · Fantasy
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Real Men Doesn't Know Defeat

There was an old man hunting in the forest. He was calm as he won't breathe just to attract wild boar's for him to eat.

Suddenly, he found a boar, but the boar noticed him because of his evil intent towards it. He tried to catch the wild boar running towards the river. Then he uses a magic called duplication to duplicate the arrow on his hand, the old man tried to shoot the boar, but it dodged 7 of his arrows.

Still he didn't stop... until he finally shot it.

"yieeeek!"

The boar fell into the river with an arrow on its butt, and the old man jumped along with it just to feed his hungry tummy.

"...."

"Oh so there is someone bathing again, luck is really on my side hehe. Looks like my plan wasn't in vain."

He looked at the girl's beautiful complexion while falling into the river. She was an elf with blonde hair and has a fit body, but it is not the velvety complexion that made him attracted to her—it was her chest. He looked at her beautiful chest!

"Hmm B-cup ehh?"

Splash!

Crack.

"Uh, I think I just broke my neck."

"Waaaaahhhhh!! Pervert!!"

The girl screamed as there was something big taken to her.

Slap!

The girl slapped the old man on the face with a lightning magic cast with her hand.

The old man's face were brightly red like it was slapped by the gods itself.

"Why so mean? I'm an old man you know?" The old man uttered, with the eye's of a cute cat.

"You! you! If I see you peeking at me again when I'm taking a bath then you won't just get a simple lightning slap. I will make sure that you will be bedridden to your eternity!" She warned the old man while pointing her finger at his face.

"Will I get bedridden on your bed?" The Old Man retorted with a big smile on his face.

"%$@$%#% Death Explosion! "

The girl cast a tier 8 spell that even a mountain can be split in half.

BOOM!

The strait of the river was destroyed in an instant from a rock to dust, luckily the old man evaded the explosion.

"@#$@*# Flight!"

He flew away in the sky. While his feet are shivering to death. It was like a bird who was chased by a hawk.

The old man glanced at the beautiful female elf and said, "Shall we meet again, pretty girl!"

"Hey Old man don't let me see you again, or you will be put into Yama's hell!"

The Old man flew away in the sky after a single wink from his eye, and he left the forest of doom behind.

'He suddenly thought.'

"By the way who's that girl? I think she's familiar… Nah I have just gotten way too old to remember."

In a while the old man successfully reached the kingdom of Vain, and he entered the castle immediately with an exhausted feeling attached to his face.

"All hail the majesty!!"

The guards welcomed him and bowed to their former king.

In a while when Oldman Sin was walking towards the castle hallway heading to the kitchen for food. A beautiful girl suddenly came up behind him and started to boomingly shout,

"Hey!! Hey Old Fart! Where have you been??" The queen of the castle named Stefilia Mightyhold asked.

"Oh if it isn't my cute little girl Stefilia."

"...."

It was as if nothing matters to her at all, she was just staring daggers at the Oldman Sin like she really wanted to kill him.

"Oh me? I'm heading to the kitchen to ask for my beautiful maids to cook food for me.''

"I'm asking, where have you been! Not where you will go. You have gone for 3 weeks!!?? Also despite my cute beautiful appearance. I'm already 34 so stop calling me a little girl. So where were you? I want a wonderful explanation.'' Queen Stefilia repeatedly tap the floor with her foot, waiting for her father's answer.

"Well it's too boring in this castle, practicing spells and reading books also don't I have a right to play??''

"You can play around but stop making me worry!" She added, "Hmmm aside from worrying, I received a report on the elf kingdom. It seems that their princess was harassed by an old man in the middle of the forest of doom, it isn't you right?? Father??'' She said with a scary smile on her face.

It was an completely 360%, it was an instant turn of emotion, right before she was worried about her Oldman, and now she wanted to punish the Oldman,

"Harassed??!!, what the f*ck I didn't harassed her!!"

"So you're admitting now?" She uttered as if she had seen what was coming,

"Huh!! What I mean is who harassed her!! Yeah!! Tell me!! I am a hero of justice, I always help people who are in needs of help, especially girls!''

"Really?? So it wasn't you this time father? I heard you went to the forest of doom?"

"What forest of doom?? You heard it wrong!! It was the forest of bloom! where there are many flowers blooming and beautiful shrubs lying around!"

"...."

"Well it's no good talking to you, I've tried it so many times, it's just always the same, you never change."

Queen Stefilia shook his head in disbelief, it was more than 100 times that her father did that embarrassing thing, it was a number that she could not afford to count anymore,

"Why? Does how much value is a simple promise to you huh father? That you even sacrifice our kingdom's reputation to your friend's perverted will, also your friend died a long time ago so you should forget about him and his perverted promises that he bestow unto you!!"

"A promise should not be forgotten, That's what my father always told me."

"Why??"

"It's because I'm a man!! A man never forgets his promises. And a man must be brave for whatever happens to him, a man always accept a challenges head on!! No returning or retreating that's what a real man does. Real men does not know defeat!! And that's what my manly father told me." The Oldman Sin bravely uttered while putting his right fist on his heart.

"Oh really? real men doesn't know defeat?? are you sure about that?'' The Queen smirked as if she was planning on something bad,

"Yess!! I'm perfectly sure! real men doesn't know defeat also real men doesn't know the word retreat!"

"Hmmm, according to the queen of the elf kingdom. Her princess Laura Elfeim will be celebrating her 24th birthday on this incoming 3 days. We received an invitation from the queen to participate, And we also aren't allowed to reject, because it shows the sign of disrespecting them."

"..."

The old man stared at Queen Stefilia with a blank expression through his head,

"Really?? We are not allowed to reject Why?"

The queen also stared at the old man's frightened expression,

"It's because you're a real man, Right father??"

"!!!....shivers"

The old man was the former king from the largest kingdom called Vain, and he never tasted defeat before, even if it was death challenges or war he always won it all, That's why he was called the shameless magician, [Sin Mightyhold] the one who will do anything just to achieve victory but,

"Umm right now you know my neck... aches, so I want to."

"Oh!? You want me to break your neck?" She directly retorted with an angry tone to her voice.

"Naaahhh! nooo that's what not I meant. I was hoping that I could rest for 5 days?"

The old man looked at the queen with his pleased eye waiting for answers.

"...."

"....."

"Ok."

She answered while having off an unnatural smile on her face, it was like a smile from the devil's itself,

The old man thought that something feels off.

"Really? You let this old man rest?"

"Yes. For only 2 days" She pouted her cheeks.

"Guards! Toss and Prison this old fart to his room and don't make him escape! Gather all the strongest magician to guard him in his room!"

"Yes your majesty"

The guards started to carry the former king unto his room.

It was the first time in his life that he met such a devil.

"Mamaa!!! I think I met the devil, help me mama! I don't wanna die in 3 days!"

"Father, grandma is dead! So stop bothering her. And also who said that you will die?" the queen replied through his howling, with a grin attached in her beautiful complexion.

Suddenly, one of the guards started to talk to Sin while carrying him.

"I'm sorry your majesty, I just can't disobey her orders. Because even though you, my majesty is a wild tiger then she is a demon." The guard stated his opinion, his shoulder's were shivering along with his forehead sweating, it was truly stated that he was scared at all.

Then they finally reach the former king room and they toss the old man unto his bed, and they immediately started locking up the room.

''Damn.''

"I'm a dead meat in 3 days"

Chapter 001: End

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