what do i even do with this
"THAT'S IT, I JUST WATCHED MUGEN TRAIN, KIYO OPEN A PORTAL SO I CAN GO TO THE DEMON SLAYER WORLD TO STOP RENGOKU AND THE KIDS FROM GOING ONTO THE TRAIN"
"Why…"
"I JUST FLIPPING TOLD YOU, I GOTTA SAVE RENGOKU AND THE CHILDREN"
"But do they die?"
Avi got a flashback to when rengoku literally got a whole arm in his stomach
"Something like that…"
"I dunno why you are so attached to these characters"
"Oh, I dunno, maybe they were the closest thing to a childhood I ever had?!"
"What went wrong with your childhood?"
"Oh, I dunno, maybe I was forced to go to an all girls boarding school to learn 'etiquette' i didn't want to? And to top it off, i got bullied cuz i was too tomboy-ish"
"Loser." kiyo laughed.
"I will poke your eyes out"
"Fine, but that's what you get for waking me up again. Now let me sleep."
"Fine…"
Kiyo went back to sleep.
Meanwhile, avi raided the fridge.
"WHERE'S MY FU**ING POP TARTS AND WHIPPED CREAM?!"
"Ask Carl. He's in charge of the kitchen. Now let me SLEEP AND STOP YELLING OR I'M GONNA KICK YOU TWO OUT." Kiyo yelled
"I swear, im gonna stab him…" avi muttered
Avi slammed the fridge
"CARL WHERE THE FU** ARE YOU"
Carl hopped out of a car outside
"See ya later"
The car drove off
Carl began dancing
"HEY KIYO YOU WERE RIGHT MAN"
Kiyo was asleep
"AKANE IS HOT"
Avi turned to kiyo
"permission to...oh i dunno, commit murder?"
Kiyo threw his death note at avi.
"Now leave me alone." kiyo groggily said.
"You stole my pop tarts and whipped cream, now you must d i e"
Carl facepalmed himself
"Does nobody read my group chat messages??, I put the poptarts away in the cabinet and we're out of whipped cream"
"Oh…okay, you have earned the right to live…"
Avi put the death note onto the table
"mutumasinum-"
2 hours pass..
2 am
Carl was collapsed on the couch giggling in his sleep
Avi was rereading many books and manga.
It was calm.
Too calm…
BOOM
CRACKLE
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"What the hell?"
"HOLY SH**'
"I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!" avi screeched
Atua crumbled from out of the ground staring at Kiyo.
"What do you want? I'm trying to get some rest."
"YOU BANISHED ME AND MY PEOPLE. NOW YOU MUST SPEND AN ETERNITY DOWN HERE WITH US YOU DEMONIC FIEND!"
"And who says i can't just kill you right now? You're actually lucky I didn't."
"KIYO STOP KILLING PEOPLE"
"He's not a person, he's a god. A bad one at that."
Kiyo got up and walked towards Atua
"So what's it gunna be, old man? You either get the f**k out of my home, or you DIE. FOREVER."
Atua started punching the hell out of Kiyo.
"THAT'S IT. I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS."
Kiyo started to transform into the literal embodiment of satan.
"I TOLD YOU. STAY OUT OF MY F**KING HOME AND GO DIE IN A DITCH!"
"Well that's not something you see everyday…" avi muttered
With a single light tap from kiyo atua flew breaking the speed of light
"SO HOW STRONG IS A FULL DEMON I ASK?"
"Stronger than muzan jackson…"
Kiyo turned back to h u m a n
"I just needed to get rid of a pest. Take that as in never make me mad."
"Like a roach? Hey...wait...imagine if he killed a roach like that" avi snickered
"So uhhh your house…. I don't think your landlord is gonna like this"
"Oh i replaced a him with a homeless man and he killed his "family" the real him is in the basement"
"What is with you all and homeless people?"
"They're funny to laugh at."
…
Knock
Knock
Knock
"SOMEONE GET THE DOOOOR!" avi yelled
"Get it yourself"
"NO! I'M TOO BUSY SIMPING FOR FUSHIGURO!"
Kiyo opened the door.
"Uh...who're you…"
"Mai...i've come to raid your fridge"
"No"
She stuck her foot in the door
"Yes"
"...no…"
"...yes…"
"Look, i'm already dealing with 2 maniacs in my house. I don't need another.
"HEYYY! WE'RE NOT MANIACS, WE'RE JUST SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE!" avi yelled from her room
Then kiyo closed the door
"You have like nothing good in your fridge" mai said
"How did you get in here?!"
"I was hungry."
"ARE YOU AT LEAST GOING TO PAY RENT?"
"I'm an inventor...so maybe"
"Ah yes "
Avi ran out of her room
"Inventor you say?! Can you make me scissors that can cut up the fabric of space and time so I can use them as portals to go wherever I want?!"
"No."
"Aw…why?"
"I already made them!"
"Oh no….IM NOT HAVING ANOTHER FREELOADER IN MY HOUSE!"
She gave her the scissors
'SAYONARA BI**HES IM GOING TO ATTACK TAKUMI OR BYLETH"
Carl sipped his coffee while kiyo chased
"Gimme those. These are just regular scissors….with glitter on them..NOW GET OUT!"
"Aw…but she seems really cool!" avi said
"You're not wrong!" carl agreed
"More like really fake. These are just regular scissors! She JUST lied to you!"
"So? I lied i ate all the pop tarts to Avi"
"You did wHAT?! KIYO GIMME YOUR DEATH NOTE"
"Okay...so i haven't created dimensional scissors yet...but i really am an inventor! Trust me!"
"You better invent your way outta here! GET OUT OF MY HOME!"
"Meanie."
"Come on kiyo, don't be a debbie downer!!"
"Im sorry, but i'm already busy babysitting you two! Did I really just say that?"
"I wanna just get my cards back"
"Come on kiyoooo, i already fight with carl too much, i wanna get along with someone!" avi said
"No"
"Fine then im gonna sing the song again!"
"You wouldn't dare…"
"If i do it once i can do it again!"
"Nooooo"
"Sarawasenaii--"
"OKAY FINE SHE CAN STAY, BUT YOU CAN NEVER SING THAT SONG AGAIN, AND SHE HAS TO PAY RENT!!"
"great!"
"But I'm broke…"
"We usually just steal money from danganronpa characters most of the time" avi said
"What"
"what"
"That sounds like fun"
"Speaking of money, i'm going to go to the grocery store to get my stuff back, because you guys eat EVERYTHING in here.
"I also have a date with akane so adios losers"
Carl disappeared like in that one meme
I love that meme!
shut it, torchic >:(
"Who's akane?" mai asked
Avi showed her a picture
"WOAH! Jesus Christ, how does her back hold that?!"
"Exercising...lots of exercising"