as a average coder I never thought I would become a god. but it happened anyway. it starting on another workfull Sunday of coding. Jamie was slacking again and snoring in my ear. I genuinely enjoyed my job even if it was henious I barely ever took breaks it was magical watching the lines of code flow across the screen. I was named the number 1 coder across Japan.
I was working on a game called EXcalibur. it was a completely vr mmorpg with millions of players. I had an account on it myself with a special developer coding system where I could add items and change the code from directly in the game.my account stats were:
name: satori
nickname: the awakened one
title: the one who creates
power: code
level: infinite
agility: infinite
and I think you get the rest. basically I had infinite everything.
it was late and I was exhausted. it was my 9th day with no sleep when I received an email.
I checked it expecting more complaints about my deadline for the next update but what surprised me was it was an email reading:
dear satori,
have you thouroughly checked your game yet? want me to help you test it more?
from the true God.
it was probably spam but I replied just in case. I replied:
what do you mean and if you can I wouldn't mind a extra hand in bug testing
he instantly replied:
you have passed the test. I will now begin the world transfer.