Taking over the mall

The gremlin sensed an opportunity as soon as he jumped into the silver-haired man's phone.

"Ooooohhhhh I can access the whole freaking MALL! "

So, instead of just ruining one man's day, they could ruin literally hundreds! Ehehehe SO. MUCH. FUN!

The entire computer system for the mall, every single store, went down. Because the registers weren't working, business was at a standstill. By this time the gremlin had joined the Pixie to sit back and watch.

"What on Earth did you DO?" The Pixie asked.

" Took an opportunity."

Neither, however, had realized the silver-haired man was one of Them. Not just Fey, but the one, the only, King Oberon. Oberon at first thought it was his left-hand man, Puck, but then he realized it felt different. He soon discovered the gremlin and Pixie watching the mayhem. Soon news cameras arrived, after all, not everyday an entire mall shuts down due to technical difficulties. This little pixie intrigued him. Oberon appeared before the partners in all his Faery glamour. Silver armor. Silver crown.

"AAAAGHH!" Both screamed at the sudden appearance of the King Of the Sidhe.

"Fuck!" The Pixie screamed an actual word, though not a very nice one. For people who were supposed to be sweet with words, she was not. The gremlin immediately left her in the lurch.

"Um, your majesty, sorry, I did not realize it was your phone, or mall either. I was just trying to fulfill my quota for leading men astray..."

"You are a really unique child aren't you? Leading men astray, I did not know we had quotas for that. No wonder things among humans are so crazy. You have a great Talent for making Fey co-operate. I name you my Consort . I can use your power to influence things. "

The Pixie was frightened by this. Consorts never had a good end. Actually, no wait, they ALL had great lives. However, what would she do about the kelpie? Her beautiful beautiful kelpie. She only JUST got to be human shaped for a little bit and she was commandeered by the King. So unfair!

"Your Majesty, I" The Pixie was cut off by the sudden appearance of Queen Titania.

"Obie, my darling, yet ANOTHER Consort? Aren't I enough?"

"Ti, my dearest love, you are more than enough. But we need her Talent. Think of all the things we could do if all our various races got along. "

The Pixie was trying to sneakily disappear. One word from the queen stopped her.

"Stay". No one could disobey Titania, not even Oberon.