The Multiverse Merchant (Dropped)

So you guys know those NPC shopkeepers or immortal merchants in video games who, by some ungodly means, are able to appear places ahead of you where they have no reason to be at to sell you their wares that seemed to always expand every time you see them? Well that's me now, except I'm not an NPC, I have a vast amount of wares and most importantly, I also deal in making well...deals applied with a touch of reality warping! And my job is pretty much as implied. I'm here just to be a businessman and traverse through the multiverse to grow my business, expand my clientele, maybe fuck up the canon of the many worlds within my multiverse, and also get some new hires! After all, I'm certainly not a one man operation. So will I work with villains? Sure why not, so long as they don't try to do anything cute! Will I work with protagonists? Well absolutely, so long as they aren't a bother to deal with! Welcome to the Rainbow Bridge.