First day at the academy

We walk in, the Hokage gives a speech about duty and the will of fire, that is super duper propagandized. We cheer at the correct times this time, and are handed our schedules after a short chakra-test that somehow looks at our potential.

when our readings come out, the stoic proctor who seems to be checking potential- Blinks, has us do the test 3 more times, and then, eyebrow twitching, hands us a schedule.

when a normal child should be out of earshot, he mutters, "Fucking child geniuses. Why can't I have had Grade-996 talent? 4 from the absolute highest possible? why?"

Ignoring the irate Chuunin who will never amount to anything, I look at our schedule and have noticed that we're both being thrown head first into 1A, which is where all the Shinobi-clan people and geniuses go. so, I guess that means no more suspicion on us? I internally shrug and look at Rem, and ask, "You excited?" and she nods externally and says "couldn't be more excited than anything!!" in an enthusiastic tone, while in secure telepathy she complains, [Why the hell do we have to join some stupid military?]

I grin, and say, "Couldn't agree more." While continuing under Telepathy [We only have to stay here long enough to become stronger. Then, we can just bust out and do what we want.]

Rem, grins and nods at me. and we skip to the door of 1A

Moving on, I hand my Schedule to the Chuunin who is supposed to teach us. We move past a duck-ass-hairstyle child, who seems chipper because his clan hasn't been removed yet. Which now that I think about it- will never happen due to Danzo's execution. There's no one to kill Shisui and steal his eyes , there's no one to trick Itachi into Eliminating his clan on Hokage orders that don't actually exist.

Good stuff.

I look at Rem and she seems bored, we seem to be the 2nd and 3rd people in.

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When Naruto comes in, inevitably late, he jumps and shouts, "Hey! Zakko, Rem-!" the teacher shouts "Quiet!" and then points to a seat next to us. "Sit down, My name is Kurosa Tenno, and If you were here on time, you'd know there's no talking in class!"

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That very night, we were surprised to see an early message. [Due to receiving bonus power by completing early milestones. Your system has been unlocked in full.]

[Booting...50%...69%...81%...100%]

[Would you like to recieve your starting bonus and view your stats?]

Projecting a grin at Rem, through telepathy, she projects one back and we silently yet, simultaneously intone- 'YES!'

[Due to Soul compatibility, Rem has Received]

[Stand: Never gonna let you down.]

[Stand attack level: SS.]

[Stand Defense Level: A.]

[Stand special Ability EX: When near to Zakko both of you will receive a boost to regeneration to 20x base regeneration speed. This includes all resources including Health, Mana, Nen, Life fource, Health, spiritual energy, chakra and more.]

[Due to Soul compatibility, Zakko has Received]

[Stand: Never gonna give you up.]

[Stand attack level: A.]

[Stand Defense Level: SS.]

[Stand Special Ability: EX: When near to Rem, You can reverse time up to 5 minutes, this ability can be used 10 time a day. This ability is autimatically activated upon user death, or death of Rem. The user can also invert the ability, putting an enemy in a time loop Similar to the Ability of Grayboy of the Slaughterhouse nine before he was killed. Can only be used one someone you hate Immensely.]

[You have both gained Bloodline: Heavenly Demon. Grade 1(Evolvable.): This is the evolved form of the Oni Bloodline. When emotions are high, your mind becomes cold and logical, instead of Wild and uncontrollable. You will grow three horns of a Rainbow color that will enhance your physical abilities by 10x. this includes a +5 to your Body and +2 to your Soul stat in your base form.]

[Rem:

Mind 15

Body 20

Soul 21]

[Zakko(Zack):

Mind 13

Body 21

Soul 23]

[Outsider Protocols Activated.]

[Destroying Konoha Jutsu Repository as retaliation for pressuring users into giving away valuable Body Cultivation technique.]

[Done. Please refrain from handing out powerful cultivation techniques to world Natives]

[Recommended action. Escape from village.]

Shit!