Training & Getting High~

The next morning, Naruto and Shinsou woke up to the Blazing sun on their face. They groaned and sat up. "What happened? My head hurts like a bitch." Shinsou asked, groaning they both sat up and looked around, before they looked at each other up and down.

They started laughing big time, before groaning in pain. "Don't we have school?" Naruto groane. "Yeah." Shinsou groaned. "Let's get to the car." Naruto said, they stumbled up right.

They puked a few times during the way. They made it to the bar and got into the car. They drove off to school, not caring if they weren't in their school clothes.

They parking lot and walked through the gates. They walked into the school, the people still the halls snickered at them. When they made it to their class, they walked in.

Aizawa looked at them sternly. Everyone looked at them, a few snickered, because they watched the news and what they were wearing.

"We got a call from the police. Naruto you snuck out the hospital then, you guys got wasted, went striking, went skinny dipping, stole, and then started a fucking riot!" Aizawa yelled, when they both heard that they turned to each other and fist bumped. A few sweat dropped at this.

"Ah, that must have not been us." Shinsou said, Naruto gave an innocent look. Aizawa sighed, Naruto's grandpa came up behind them. He hugged Shinsou and Naruto, laughing, making them both laugh.

"You guys are little devils! When I got drunk in high school, I never started a riot! Invite me next time!" Sona yelled, laughing. A few hid their giggles. Naruto's grandpa put them down and they went to the seats, looking at the pissed off Aizawa.

"In a few weeks you all will be in the UA sports festival. So you guys get the weeks off to train and settle into your dorms, but today, we have a mission. You guys will be sorted in partners you guys will have to hold on for your life or you will get sucked up." Sona yelled, they grabbed their hero suits and got them on.

When they made it they got set up in pairs. Naruto was set up with Bakugou. "Ruto, you smell like alcohol." Bakugou said, he brought out his axe and sprayed it onto Naruto.

"So, what do you remember of last night." Bakugou asked, smirking. "Not much, did you see the news?" Naruto asked, he nodded. "Yeah, me and mom were laughing our asses off when we saw you on the news with your friend. They said 'Two crazy drunk teens, went striking, skinny dipping, stole, and started a routine about destroying the government.' That was the head line. " Bakugou said, chuckling. "Oh shit." Naruto said, they talked for a while until it was their turn.

They had to hold onto a pole to not get sucked in. When the machine started they could tell, why lots of people failed. "So, how are you feeling?" Bakugou asked, a little worried. "Fine." Naruto said, simply. "Tell me the truth, please." Bakugou asked, Naruto sighed.

Bakugou moved himself closer. "I don't know what to feel. Why do men always want t-to do that to me?" Naruto asked, looking into Bakugou's rudy red eyes. Bakugou froze. "I don't know, Ruto. You know you're allowed to cry when you're in pain. Why do you put on a strong face?" Bakugou asked, softly.

"Why do you think? I'm tired of actually feeling things. I question why I'm not dead. I question why people call me a monster, when I am doing something good. I question why people like hurting me. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Naruto said, yelling the last part as a couple tears fell down her face.

Bakugou froze, he felt his grip slip, Naruto's eyes widened, and Naruto quickly caught him. "Geez Katsuki, be careful." Naruto said, smiling softly. Naruto with all her might pulled Bakugou onto the bar. Bakugou held on.

"You know Ruto, you can come to me for anything. Even back then, when I got angry at you I still cared for you. I'm just going through things, so don't leave me behind." Bakugou said, Naruto nodded, Bakugou smiled at that.

Soon the machine turned off and they went to the rest of them. "Good caught, Uzubro! What happened, Bakubro?!" The boy Kirishima said, Naruto nodded and walked away.

Bakugou looked at Naruto for a split second. "It's nothing." Bakugou said, Naruto went to the corner of the room and fell asleep. She was woken up by Izuku.

"Hey Naru." Izuku said, Naruto nodded in reply. "We got to go to class, come on." Izuku said, pulling Naruto up on her feet. "N-natuto, about what happened at U.S.J. I'm s-sorry, I couldn't do anything t-to help you. I was u-useless. I-I'm sorry." Izuku said, as his body shook a little. Naruto smiled and gripped onto Izuku's shoulder with one hand.

"It's okay." Naruto said, softly.

Izuku hugged her and tears streamed down his face. Naruto stroked his hair. "I'm alive, that's all that matters." Naruto said, softly. Izuku lifted his head and sniffed. He pulled away gently. Izuku wiped his tears.

They walked to class as Izuku talked. When they arrived in class they went there seats. "Good job everyone, now be free and grab your stuff from home and do whatever the fuck you want! Oh Izu, I already packed your stuff. I add some stuff in there for you. You will love the mini fridge." Sona said, winking. Naruto fist bumped the air.

People raised an eyebrow at this. "I'm going to your dorm after I pack my stuff and set in." Shinsou said, Naruto nodded. "We can get high." Naruto whispered, Shinsou grinned. "We are terrible students." Shinsou mumbled. "You can say that again." Naruto muttered, some looked at them.

"I have a bad feeling." Iida said, making the duo giggle. Naruto then ran out of the room yelling 'YAY!' Her grandpa followed her lead, running after her. Everyone sweat dropped. "Jeez, I understand where she gets it from now." Shinsou said, standing up. The rest of the class followed suit.

Naruto went to her room, she saw her grandpa already set up most of her stuff. She saw her posters up, her karaoke machine in the corner with a TV on the wall. She saw her bed that was orange and black, right beside her TV, she was on a couch in front of a bookshelf. She then saw her mini fridge, beside the book self, her drawers across from her bed, and there was a neon orange carpet.

She saw Kurama laying on her bed. She turned on the news and sat on her couch. 'The hero killer stain strikes again...' "Ugh, how boring. It's that hero killer again." Naruto grumbled as she turned off her TV. Naruto fell asleep.

Naruto woke up to a knock on a door. Naruto opened it up and saw Shinsou. She stepped aside and he walked in. Naruto went into her mini fridge and pulled out edibles. Shinsou chuckle.

"Your room looks nice." Shinsou said, Naruto chuckled. "Thanks, my grandpa did it." Naruto said, smiling. Shinsou sat on the couch next to her. Naruto grabbed a blanket and threw it on them.

They started eating the edibles. "You know, you are cool~" Shinsou said, starting to feel the effect. "Thanks duuuuuude~" Naruto said, moving her hands in a wave. "Wow, my hands turned wobbily~" Naruto said, doing it more.

Shinsou did the same. "Mine too~" Shinsou said. "Where are we?" Naruto asked, "I have no clue~" Shinsou said, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in~" Shinsou said, the whole class walked in their room. "Bro, you guys swirly~" Shinsou said, laughing, Naruto laughed along. The whole class was confused.

"Aww, Shinsou~ there so tiny and cute!" Naruto said, laughing. "Hahaha, we should adopt a baby~ wait are we the proper age to adopt a child~" Shinou said, gasping. Naruto laughed, Shinsou joined.

Bakugou walked over and Naruto jumped onto him. "Kat, you a good kitty~" Naruto purred, Bakugou caught her and chuckled. "There high." Bakugou said, some laughed at this.

"This is highly inappropriate!" Iida said, Naruto got off Bakugou and picked up a couple candy's

Naruto walked over to Iida and glomped to him. Some snickered. "Iida~" Naruto said, pouting, as he was about to speak Naruto put a candy in his mouth, Naruto laughed. Naruto walked to Sero.

"Sero~ come join us~" Naruto said, pulling Sero. The class was snickering at this. Shinsou stood up this time. Naruto gave Sero gummies.

"Naru~ let's go to Aizawa~" Shinsou said, laughing "Let's call him daddy~" Naruto said, laughing. Shinsou laughed along. "No you don't." Bakugou said, grabbing them. "Why?" Shinsou pouted. "Because you 2 will get in trouble and I don't like dealing with that shit." Bakugou said, Bakugou froze and eyes turned white.

Naruto teared up. Then she saw a dozen bakugou's, then giggled. "Did ya-" "Ya- "Do it-" the class was confused and scared at what happened to Bakugou. "Stay still, like a good boy~" Shinsou said, before he held Naruto's hand and they made a run for it.

They made it to the teachers dorm. Naruto and Shinsou saw all the teachers in the living room. "Daddy!~" They yelled, glomping to Aizawa. Aizawa froze the same as the other teacher, except Sona who was laughing.

Naruto pouted. "What happened to you guys?" Aizawa asked, "You don't smell like alcohol." Aizawa said, Naruto pulled away and went to Nezu. "I can do the paperwork now!" Naruto said, smiling.

Nezu chuckled and handed her his paperwork. Naruto made thousands of clones and they started doing the paperwork. She finished in the second. "All done, boss. What next?" Naruto said, Nezu crawled up to her and sat on her head.

"Ah, I'm glad I gave you the job of my assistant, but you're late. But, since you did my work, I'll give you a pass." Nezu said, patting Naruto's head. "Now let me give you a lecture in math!" Nezu said, happily. "Yay!" Naruto yelled, Naruto ran out with Nezu still on her shoulder and they went to the school.

Shinsou fell asleep on Aizawa. "What just happened?!" Present Mic yelled. "There high, Shinsou should be fine when he wakes up. Hahaha, Nezu is going to have a field day with her. I find the only way to teach Naruto is when she's high, because she will do her work if you give her a hug, when she is high." Sona said, laughing.

"Geez, what kind of grandpa are you?" Aizawa said, "A great one! The best that Naruto will ever have!" Sona said, laughing as he walked to his room. "Dear lord, those two kids are just like Aizawa." Midnight said, making Aizawa glare at her.

For the few weeks Naruto trained with Nezu and did his paperwork easily and helped him with the schedules. Nezu got her high a lot, he even got her pills that have a high amount of weed in them to go in a belt that she added on her hero suit and another bag of the pills to keep on her.

Nezu loved having Naruto as a student, she didn't fall asleep, until after the lecture and she very much enjoyed the physical lessons. Shinsou worked with Aizawa, because their quirks are almost the same.