The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Soft at Heart
Quickly taking the food out from his Spatial Ring and taking out the packages held under his arms, Di Tou set up a small feast of breakfast items on the table, hoping it would buy him some time to speak. Walking over, Mu Di Bai eyed the food for a moment before sitting down with a grunt and starting to eat. "Too cold! This is stale already! F*ck, you call this a tofu flower? It's f*cking tofu mush!"
Hearing the barrages of insults, but seeing the food still disappear at an incredible rate, Di Tou didn't know how to feel, but his body soon told him. He felt… hungry! Feeling a slight rumble in his stomach and an aching for food, Di Tou gulped back a mouthful of saliva and continued standing somewhat subserviently to the side as he watched Mu Di Bai consume the three-person portions of all of the food items. In his heart, he couldn't help but feel regret, perhaps he should have bought five servings so that way there would be some left for him?