The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Laying Cards on the Table
His mouth agape, Di Tou didn't know how to respond. F*ck, every time he thought something nice about this, this… respectable senior, he would go around and say something to make him regret praising him even if it was just in his head! Di Tou was already pretty bummed and sad about hearing about how vicious the Heavens could be and that he was at risk of being devoured by the Heavens, but now Mu Di Bai was removing his right as a human and calling him a dog or a horse?
Taking a deep breath, Di Tou calmed down slightly and returned to the main topic at hand, "In any case, because of the Voice, I suspect that my Qi and my cultivation path run somewhat contrary to the Heaven's intentions, and after making a few choices myself, I'm afraid my current path runs a bit away from the Voice's intentions too."
Squinting, Mu Di Bai looked at Di Tou and waited for him to continue.