The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
First Yin Body
Wandering through the forest, Di Tou was frustrated to find that no matter how he searched, all he could find over the next couple of days was some normal rabbits and small game. Even the boar he had found was only a typical beast, at most with a little bit of diluted Ferocious Beast blood.
Examining his shield, Di Tou's expression couldn't help but darken as he looked at the literal piece of sh*t on it that had been 'shot' at his shield by a large bird-looking creature that had sharp talons. Seeing that the bird had flown away, Di Tou could only wipe off the mess before retrieving his shield and continuing on his way. As he walked, he couldn't help but mutter, "When I don't look for trouble, trouble looks for me. When I look for trouble… I get bird sh*t!"