25: Some Stupid Loophole

It was the last day so I somehow convinced Derek to visit the fest with me. We were trying some free samples from different stalls, but he was acting uninterested in everything we did.

I gave him a bite from my Hot dog, "The Hot dog is too hot," he said.

I gave him a bite from my Pizza, "The Pizza is too cheesy," he said.

I gave him a bite from my Ice-cream, "The Ice cream is too cold," he said.

I gave him a bite from my Jelly, "The Jelly is too jiggly," he said.

"What is your problem? Can't you act normal? Like everyone else?" I ask as he walked ahead.

He gave me a dramatic turn, "No-can't-do's-ville babydoll, No-can't-do's-ville."

I laugh and go after him, I take it back, I like his crazy, obnoxious, weird ass as it is.

A guy came running to me and gave me a gift coupon, I looked at it and it read, 'The Ridge Ride.' The guy hands out the free coupons to some other girls too but not to all of them, then shouts, "Expires Tonight," before running away.