The elves over here are not of the usual kind

(A/N Notes: Do you know how elves are in manga, right? Good... Now throw everything away, not the beauty they still keep that here)

"..."

Gramps was reading a letter that was redirected to him with a happy smile, when he finished reading it, he put the letter on the table, and got up as he placed his hands underneath the edge of the table

"... ... ... THOSE GODDANGED ELVES!!!"

And he flipped the table, making it spin in the air and then come back down on its legs. All the things that were sent flying were swiftly caught by the maids and butlers and put back to their original places

"Hmpf"

Gramps sat back down with an angry face and his arms crossed

"Let me guess, they sent an invitation to one of their parties, right?"

Grandma who was with him, calmly asked him as she took a sip of her tea

"Yeah, those parties were all they do is woo other people's partners, only for the sake of enjoying an NTR play themselves"

"Yeah, that's pretty horrible of them"

"And the worst part is that they have the fucking guts to not invite me!"

Grandma stopped right as she was sipping her tea

"Hm? You weren't planning on going to that party just for the sake of wooing some elven girls, right?"

"... I'm neither going to confirm nor deny your claims"

"Haa... You're lucky that the others aren't here"

Grandma said so as she put her teacup on the table and Gramps who already knew what that meant still decided to ask

"And why is that?"

"Because... THAT MEANS I CAN MURDER YOU BY MYSELF, YOU DAMNED WOMANIZER!!!"

Grandma grabbed her holy greatsword, that was right beside her, and she went for a downward swing towards Gramps, who had dodged it and jumped out of the room through the window

" " "Hm?" " "

Douglas, Rose, and Anastasia who were having their usual magic lessons outside saw Gramps jumping from a window on the fifth floor, followed right after by Grandma jumping down the same window. When Gramps landed on the grassy ground, he immediately started running towards them

*Grabs Douglas* "Alright! I choose you, Douglas!" *Throws Douglas towards Grandma*

*Plop*

Douglas fell face down on the grass

"... Zzzzzzz"

And took the opportunity that he was laying on the ground to sleep

"... Well, I thought this could happen so..."

Gramps grabbed Rose instead

"Rose! I choose you!" *Throws Rose towards Grandma*

"Roooose!" *Safely lands down*

"Use extinction cannon!"

"Oooooohhhh!!!"

And Rose swiftly created the magic circle and shot her magic towards Grandma

"Hmpf"

And Grandma just casually split in half Rose's ultimate attack with a swing of her holy greatsword

" " "..." " "

Gramps, Rose, and Anastasia were all speechless at seeing Grandma easily stop Rose's strongest attack, then Grandma went back on dashing towards Gramps

"I thought that would buy me more time... Well, Rose use baby eyes!"

And Rose made a cute expression with her cute face, that made Grandma stop, pet her head, and give her a small allowance, then Grandma went back of chasing Gramps. But, the small frame time she used to pamper Rose, was more than enough for Gramps to significantly increase the distance between them

The same day, late evening

Alexander and Gramps were inside the office, together with John and James. For now, Gramps and Alexander were discussing what they would do about the invitation of the elves

"So? Did you got any idea about the elven party situation?"

"Of course, I did!"

"Good, so what is your plan?"

"It's simple!... Just send the boy, and whatever happens, happen"

"That's not a plan, damnit!!!"

"Then do you have a better plan?"

"... Send Douglas, and hope everything goes well?"

"Heh! You're really my son after all"

"Shut up, I already have the trouble of having to raid underground facilities during most of the night"

Then James raised his hand and asked

"Why do you two want to send the crown prince to the elven party?"

" "..." " *Look at each other*

" "We just want him to turn the tables on the elves" "

"Just that?"

" "Just that" "

For once, both father and son were on the same wavelength

"And who exactly do you want to fall for the crown prince?"

John asked them a fairly obvious question

" "The elven crown princess" "

"And maybe the elven queen too"

"Oooh, that sounds good, the elven king and prince surely deserves to taste their own poison"

"Yeah, it's about time for them to be bamboozled"

Gramps and Alexander hated the elven king, and the elven prince respectively, because the elven king once tried to woo Gramps wives, and the elven prince tried to woo Catherine, right in front of each of them respectively. And to say the least, the elven king was the one who got the worse shortcoming of the two

"Well, I can understand why you two want to go with that plan, but there's one small problem with the plan"

"Is there?"

"Yes, first the invitation clearly says that the king and queen must attend the party, and second... Will any of the crown prince's fiancées accept adding more girls to his harem?"

" "... Oh..." "

"... We'll do something about that later"

"Yeah, we will come with a plan for that on another occasion"

"Well, suit yourselves then"

And the strategy meeting came to an end

At the same time at another place in the castle

"*Gasp* *Wakes up* I have a bad feeling that something I don't like is going to happen"

Sophia woke up when her instincts started screaming that something was going to happen and that she was going to hate it

"Hum?"

And then she noticed Douglas being hugged by Charlotte as they both slept

"..."

She had a smile on her face as she removed Douglas from Charlotte's sleeping embrace, and hugged him herself, burying his sleeping face in her cleavage

"There, there, my beloved prince" *Patting Douglas' head*

At the gods' realm

"So? What do you guys think of the father-son plan?"

"I say that I'm in favor of their plan"

"Me too"

"Then, there's one thing we need to do!"

" " "Please, Laz-san pull the gacha hell for us!" " "

"Hm..."

Laz-san simply handed them a bunch of pull vouchers that he had and never used

"Alright! Now let's go, and pull on the limited event banner they're holding!"

" "Hell yeah!!!" "

The trio of gods went to help Alexander and Gramps with their plan

(A/N Notes: Holy greatsword: A greatsword that's holy, maybe it will have some trick attached to it too)