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The lazy first prince is the strongest

A/N Notes: God bless the cringe web novel titles, and I'll have a lot of troubled finding a good cover for this story In a certain kingdom, lives a prince whose life can be resumed to sleeping and being always tired, but he is more than meets the eyes, he has great strength but he doesn't use for finding too troublesome to actually use it, unless when he gets pretty angry Cover source: toke_shi [Twitter] Also available at Wattpad

Lazy_Author_san · Fantasy
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29 Chs

Looks like the tables have turned

(A/N Notes: The other possible chapter titles were: Uno reverse card)

"I shall show you the power of a true dragon!"

The black dragon shot its breath towards Douglas, but the mana dragon made by him blocked the breath with an improvised version, but equally if not stronger, breath... Who am I kidding? It was obviously way stronger than the black dragon's breath, so much so that it pushed back the calamity dragon's breath, hitting her directly

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

Then Douglas gave a step forward, then another, and another one, each step he made, the ground shook from the weight his pure mana dragon created

"This is not over yet!!!"

The calamity dragon went on the offensive and a not-a-fight-at-all ensued

...

*Stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab*

*throws the mutilated goblin to the side* "Alright, who's next?"

Sophia stepped forward, as she cleaned the blade of her dagger with a sheet of paper, and she had a very angry smiling expression as she calmly chose which goblin was going to be her next prey... And she also had two soldiers accompanying her from behind slightly away from her

"Hans... Do we really need to accompany her?"

"Yes, we need to stop her from using any magic with an area effect in case there's someone in here"

"Oh, yeah. That's why we're here"

As the two soldiers talked, Sophia had already killed 5 more goblins in various ways. But then a hobgoblin appeared...

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

And Sophia sent a flaming punch right at its face, making its head to disconnect from the next and roll deeper into the cave while burning

*Cracks her knuckles* "Time to go all out"

"What about the victims?"

"There's none"

"Really? Then we'll wait here"

"Good choice"

Sophia then went into the deepest chamber of the cave where all of the remaining goblins fled to, her hair then split into two colors, one side being a bright fiery red and the other being a freezing icy white, as her surroundings literally either started to burn or to freeze, killing anything instantly, and she herself was on fire too... Literally, luckily her clothes were fireproof

*Grabs the head of a goblin who charged at her, burning it, and slams it on the ground, deforming its head* "Pest"

The goblin shaman who tried to cast magic at her was grabbed by the foot and swung on the cave wall, spilling all the contents of its head everywhere, but amidst all the blood Sophia was completely clean, she then went towards an ugly chair badly mad of bones, revealing various goblin children inside a hole

"... You all were mistaken on existing" *Invokes a ball of fire on top of her palm*

She shot her fireball at the hole on the wall and cast a barrier at the entrance that prevented anything from leaving on entering, and watched the remaining goblins die burning. After making sure she killed all the goblins and monster inside the cave, she left the cave together with the two soldiers

"Oh! You're all back earlier than expected, did you two tried to stop her from killing any civilian needlessly?"

" "Yes, there was none" "

"Good, now I need you two to do something about her"

And the commander of the nearby garrison pointed at Sophia who was on the ground throwing a tantrum

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I want to see Douglas-sama! Why are there so many goblins!? Can't they just all go die!!!"

"We refuse! We like to live!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! That Chralotte is definitely having a good time with Douglas-sama!!!"

Douglas at that very moment

*Beating a dragon that was said to have challenged a god and won*

Charlotte at that very moment

"Douglas-sama!!!" *Throwing a tantrum*

She was acting just like Sophia

"Good grief, then you two come with me, there's another cave around here, that we need to check"

" "Aye, aye sir!" "

The three men set out towards the last cave of that area, and once inside they didn't found anything closely related to goblins

"Sir! Have a look at this"

"Hm? What is it?"

"I found this weird white goo"

"... I see, so those things are here"

" "Those things!?" "

The commander then made a serene smiling face and turned his face towards Hans

"Hans... Get ze flammenwerfer"

Hans then went to get the flammenwerfer, also know as Sophia

"Yes, sir!"

Hans went running towards the exit

"What about us, sir?"

"We'll have to use the secret technique taught to us by the former king"

"You sure about that?"

"Yes, on my mark... 1... 2.... 3..."

And then a bunch of pink tentacles with their ends in the shape of a certain manly thing came rushing towards them

" "NIGENRUNDAYO!!!" "

And they both started running away from the tentacles, and they ran, and ran, until

"Gah! They got me! They got me!!!"

"DAVE!!!" (A/N Notes: DAVE!!!)

And Dave was pulled deeper into the cave by the tentacles, as the commander couldn't do anything but to keep running to the exit, and when he exited it, he was greeted by Hans

"Sir, I brought the flam- I mean, Sophia... Where's Dave?"

"They got Dave! Please save him!"

"*Sigh* Fine"

Without saying anything else, Sophia dashed into the cave, dexterously burning or freezing any tentacles that tried to grab her, until she reached the only chamber of the cave, where she found Dave being ***** by the tentacles (A/N Notes: Quiz time! Five letters word and start with R)

"..." *Holding throwing knives in between her fingers*

She threw the knives at the tentacles ****** Dave, freeing him from that living hell, she walked towards him to help him get out of the cave, but then...

"!" *Blocks a tentacle coming to her with her forearm*

The tentacle wrapped around her forearm, and shot its white stuff the end in the shape of a horny man thing, dirtying her face and clothes with the white stuff

"..." *Vein popping up on her clean cheek with one of her eyes twitching* "These are my and Douglas-sama favorite clothes"

She cast defensive magic on Dave, and then she put herself and everything else on fire with her magic

Outside the cave

"Do you think they'll be alright?"

"It's the war goddess we're talking about, they'll be fine"

*BOOOOOOM!!!*

The sound of explosion and dust came flying out of the cave, and then Sophia came out of the cave while she lent her shoulder to help Dave walk

" "DAVE!" "

"Let's get going he needs medical and psychological help, and I need a bath"

" "Yes, ma'am!" "

Back to the dragon fight

"*Cough* This... *Cough*... How is this possible?"

The calamity dragon had many injuries across her body and was extremely tired, while the boy she was fighting against didn't have even a single bruise on his clothes, and his mana didn't even look like to have decreased at all

"..." *Preparing to hit the dragon again*

<Ooooohhh no! Nope! Nope! Nope! I'm not going through that again!> "Please, stop! I surrender! I surrender myself!!!"

The calamity dragon said so to Douglas as she readied herself to receive his second attack wave, which never came

"Really?..."

"Yes, really! I surrender! You all can take anything you want from my treasure, just spare me please!!!"

And she had lost all her pride as an ancient dragon, just to escape from his one-sided beating

(A/N Notes: This is how to put tentacles and not get cliched)

Yare yare daze

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