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The Last of the Gods

THIS IS A COMEDEY/ROMANCE/LGBTQ/FANTASY novel, you've been warned. (You will be scarred uwu) _____ "THESE GODD***ED FATES... STOP CENSURING MY CURSE WORDS YOU F**KERS!!!!!!" Erica screamed. How could they do that to her! Sure, she could ignore the fact that they manipulated her and had her killed by her worst enemy. And then sent her on a wild goose chase for some weird god killing magic spell so that she could kill them. But censoring her curse words?! That was where she drew the line! She'd kill them for that! She swore to herself she would! ______ okay the first 3 chapters are a bit short and are edgy, but the rest are written to be funny AND edgy :3

LilithTheMagicalHo · Fantasy
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8 Chs

001 God? Nah thats Jhon

In The beginning and in the end, there was nothing and everything. Loud but silent, everywhere but nowhere.

And then there was a sound or was it a sound. No one was there to hear the disturbance, or was there? It turns out someone or something was here there was a being in this madness and serenity. They were God, Not. His name was John and he created the universe. Jhon was being far surpassing God herself, Sure God could create a universe or two but, John could create thousands. And he had done so already.

This new universe was one of many made, and many to come. John looked as if he was human but also alien. His figure was difficult to describe but if someone had to, there was only one word to describe him. Bored. Yes, John was bored, he had created thousands of universes. He always did this since he was born, well, born isn't the right more like, Appeared.

When John appeared he just created, he didn't know why, he just did. To John it felt right, like that wase what he was meant to do. But over the indefinite time he had existed, he had gotten bored of it all. He had gotten bored of creating long ago so he started to destroy the things he created for the fun of it but, that didn't satisfy him. No, he wanted more. But he didn't know what he wanted, sure he wanted something but he couldn't figure what exactly it is.

He had spent millennia just think about this But he couldn't get it. He knew it was on the tip of his tongue like a Pasture with cream filling in the morning if he knew what those were. And then it clicked.

He was alone. It seems so obvious in hindsight, and yet the thought had never occured to him.

There was nothing for him to share his creations with. He'd made life before of course, however that wasnt what he wanted. What he'd made before was wild beasts, beings who acted only for survival. No, he wanted beings like him, who possessed emotions and thought, who could decide what they believed in and what they liked and hated. He wanted friends.

However, his creations would need a place so live, Jhon created a planet Roughly the size of his thumb. On this planet, he created an environment perfect for his creations. There were grassy plains, harsh deserts, dense forest, snowy mountains, vast oceans lakes and rivers, Volcanos, and icy tundras.

John called this place

Prototype-1 or, proto for short.

Life thrived on Proto as John created the Original Races. There were 12 of these Original races, each had supernatural abilities fueled by an energy called Starin these abilities were dubbed Magic. However, the races were weak, and they barely survived the creatures he made to fill the planet. To solve this issue, Jhon gathered the best and brightest of each race to create something to help the weak become strong. 13 minds were better than one after all. Together they created the SDA also known as the Strength Development Assistant.

This device, or creature depending on how you look at it, streamlined the growth process of the races and allowed them to absorb the lifeforce of creatures they'd bested. However, with their new power, the 12 races slowly became corrupt and desired more. They hunted and hunted and when they finally wiped out everything aside from themselves, they began to slaughter eachother.

The 12 races warred with each other for years. This continued until Jhon, their creator, halted this with his overwhelming power. He destroyed their kingdoms and built ONE global empire. Of course, as life does, the races didn't like this. They rebelled, resisted Jhons rule, and tried to take his life. But, how do you kill God?

( Hey it's the author here just wanted to say, that the following races are weakest to strongest in terms of magical power :] )

Responding to their rebelliousness Jhon wiped out the combatants, only leaving the citizens alive. The first race's combatants to be wiped out were the Humans, followed by the Beast-kin, then the sea-folk, Elementals, Elves, Fae, Dragons, Leviathans, Fairys, Demons, Angels, and lastly gods.

Among these races, only the gods had no citizens left. The gods were powerful but they were few. The gods were the only race to go extinct entir-

* BANG *

The loud crack of a closing book resounded in the library. A young girl, with dark hair and blue eyes, around 5'4 in height sat alone at the table. There was a stack of books closeby, all containing historical titles. The book she had just closed was called: "The History of Proto"

Strangely enough the girl, who looked to be around 19 or so, seemed to be seething with anger, or perhaps even rage. It was as if, a volcano had replaced the girls emotions and was boiling over ever so slowly, about to erupt. Yet it didn't. The girl calmed, her rageful visage becoming one of calm and and serenity. at least on the surface it did. In her mind however, she wanted nothing more than to burn the library to the ground. 

However she knew that it was just her emotions getting the better of her, so she sat there at her lonely table for a moment. When she was truly calmed, she stood up. With an almost supernatural memory, she placed all of the books she'd read back into the shelves and left.

The girl quickly walked towards the door and left the library. The outside of the street the library was on was packed with buildings, most of them an off-white color. Aside from the buildings, there were citizens of Proto. These people were not only human they were of all races Aside from Demons, Demons mostly reside in the South of the empire.

Paying the pedestrians no mind, she walked forward for 10 or so minutes before arriving at a standard off-white building. The building was normal aside from the fact that it had a large star with red spots all over it on the door. Walking up to the door the girl knocked. She didn't have to wait long before a voice sounded from the door.

"Who is it?" Sounded a feminine yet stern voice.

"It's Samantha."

First chapter wooooooooo, so anyways, I plan to make this book the best I can with the least effort i can manage to give :D. aside from that, i hope you will enjoy the ride. because you're not allowed to leave it either. this is a threat, if you drop this book i swear to god i'l-

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