Sansorðinn and Fullrettirsorð

Boom! Crash!

Jin was thrown across the desert, hitting the front of the jeep at breakneck speeds.

"Blaargh! Ugh! Shit! That f*cking hurt."

Vomiting a mouthful of blood, Jin struggled to stand back up as his blood dripped to the ground. The Asgardian ignored his most powerful attack by simply receiving it with his halberd. Clegane stood at the same spot smirking with his eyes full of malice as he said.

"Bruno, you saw that, right? The orc used a 4-Star ultimate outside of a combat zone! against an Asgardian, no less! That's got to be worth at least five infractions. I can confiscate his earnings and house and turn his orc sows into my slaves?"

Bruno, on the other hand, kept his eyes on Abel as he answered.

"Asgardian-Midgard Treaty of EOS40 rule 5 any employed warriors would be given resources to grow; however, sanctions would be applied should they use their power outside the combat zone.

Asgardian-Midgard Treaty of EOS40 rule 15 that any action taken against Asgardians to harm, maim or kill will be treated as war crimes and dealt with to the fullest extent of Asgardian Law.

The right of interpretation for the said action shall be given to the highest-ranked Asgardian present at the moment of the violation."

Bruno calmly narrated as if it was a planned skit. Asgardians considered themselves righteous and just, so they were not allowed to use their power to oppress uncivilized races. Unfortunately, much can be said about how strict the rule can be implemented on a colony realm such as Earth or Midgard for the invaders.

"As the highest-ranked Asgardian present here at 2-Moons, I now judge this orc to have intentionally aimed to kill me due to using a 4-Star ranked skill at close quarters. The punishment is henceforth as follows: publicly executing the said orc and confiscating his weapons, armor, and savings.

And finally, the abolishment of citizenship of the orc's entire family in Black hammer fortress. As you know, orcs without citizenship are treated as slaves, and since I am so gracious, I will now take custody of them and thoroughly care for them in my basement. Your orc sow and piglets will be glad to bear my seed in their slutty holes. I can't wait."

"YOU F*CKING SANSORÐINN DICKTRAP! I WILL END YOU!!!"

Hearing the verdict given to his family, Jin roared as violet energy rushed out of him when he saw the vile face the Asgardian was making. Abel summoned his massive shield and slammed it on Bruno, who was late to react and promptly flew over 2 kilometers away. It could be said that the gap in levels is challenging to bridge. 

Bruno was the lowest in this group as 5-Star Asgardian, so he was treated like a mob character while the heavyweights fought it out.  Abel pulled a sword out of his shield and swung it at Clegane, but the doorman was still faster.

He blocked the sword with the shaft of his halberd and half spun his body clockwise, generating power as his foot finally landed on Abel's chest. As a 1-Moon shielder, Abel was below Clegane; thus, even if he specialized in enduring damage, he was still sent flying.

As he was flying, Abel suddenly saw a vision in his mind; in this vision, the same fight he was in right now was happening. It ended with him getting pushed out of the way with Cain taking the blow for him. The visions felt him, but at the same time, someone else, like the feeling of déjà vu.

The vision confused the heck out of the black-haired shielder. If that was the case, he needed to stop the event from occurring; however, as he was about to do so. An unknown power locked his limbs into place.

In his ears, he heard a sultry and beautiful voice. It calmly said with affection, a frightening statement.

-You must not change what has already happened, my champion; such a fate has its purpose. Do not deviate from it and fulfill what you are supposed to do. -

Meanwhile, hearing the insult reserved only for the lowliest of Asgardians, Clegane's eyes lit up in fury. Azure energy started pouring out of his halberd as he charged toward Jin attempting to slice him in two.

Sansorðinn was an Asgardian insult reserved for only the extremes of encounters. It meant being on the receiving end of a sodomized coitus between 2 males. It implies that the Asgardian was so weak that he was powerless to resist as he was speared from the rear and feminine enough to like it.

The earthlings only found out when 2 Asgardians fought to the death after the word was said. The insulted Asgardian invoked Fullrettirsorð, another word for death match without Force levels. The participants were expected to release the force in their bodies, leaving them only on 4-Star body modifications.

This was done since fights between Moon or Sun level Asgardians destroyed too much land. In the said match, the insulted promptly beheaded the other alien and used his severed head as a piss bucket afterward.

Fullrettirsoro was a reserved response to Sansorðinn. It was an event any Asgardian is allowed to engage with the intent to murder the other party; This was, of course, under the pledge that the results are dedicated to the all-mighty Odin. This ensured no revenge matches would be set after either the offender or the offended was killed.

With Earthlings seeing the enraged Asgardians and the grave implications of it. Their devious minds did not want to lose out, driving them to look for a word similar in meaning. The new terms would be the further Earth-exclusive insult when you want to mess with an Asgardian.

The words that won were the masculine version dicktrap and the feminine version dicksow. This was after being reviewed by an elite team of over a hundred Moon-ranked warriors from all six beacons. It was only for trifling matters such as this that humanity came together without gender, race, or religious constraints.

"Sicut lux shì mou mártyras sana jìngyè de mou exaudi orationem meam [Lesser Heal]!"

Yellow light fell upon Jin as he looked at El, who was preparing another spell, her eyes blazing in a rainbow of colors, indicating her rage at the verdict. The mage loved Jin's twin daughters as her own and thought of Bella as her beloved older sister.

In joining the brawl, her intention was clear: they either all survived this fight, or all of them would meet again in Valhalla, if such a place even existed. Jin could only shed tears silently as he knew his short temper caused not only his family but his entire team to be placed on a chopping block.

His gratitude to his teammates, who didn't even take a second to come to his aid, caused manly tears to continue falling from his face. He vowed that if they survived this day, he would never fail to such provocations again.

Abel again appeared in front of Clegane to interrupt his charge towards Jin, he had only one role, and he knew it well. His full name was Sklirós Dun Paladin, born from 3 languages. Skliros was hard in Greek, Dun the Chinese word for shield, and Paladin comes from the Latin word palladia, which means safeguard. 

He didn't like the name Abel as it was what the Asgardians called him. Their translators found it hard to normalize meanings when the earth had over 100 languages with overlapping words. Therefore, they created codenames for all earthlings who joined the Asgardian army as warriors and called everyone else an orc.

The people who named Abel wanted him to be the hardest shield that safeguarded his people. Abel fiercely dug his soles to the ground beneath him as he braced his body behind his shield. He then bellowed.

"Shielder skill [Kathysteriméni epídrasi]!  Shielder skill [Fǎntán]!" 

Force radiated from Abel's arms and legs and enveloped his giant shield in white light. The 2-Star skill [Kathysteriméni epídrasi] meant delayed impact in Greek. It allowed his body to endure more than it was capable of doing so for a limited period. While the 3-Star skill [Fǎntán], which was rebound in Chinese, allowed the tank to return the damage he absorbed twice stronger to the attacker.

"[Spiritual gi Wèi wǒ bàofā Yìnghuà to sóma mou Pio dynató Sicut Ferrum plus quam me sinet esse] {Earth Shield}!"

As the high-pitched angelic voice resounded. A dull brown light fell on Abel as his body was covered in a layer of Force. It transformed the air into a tangible earth armor on a molecular level, increasing his protection two-fold. Abel didn't need to guess where the light came from as he was already sure of it. 

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Proofread By: Pearl_Wang, ThePotatoKing

Edited By: WorthyAdversary