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The lady with a smoking stick

A sequel or rather a side story to ' my grandpa Hercules ' where we will meet her, the most wicket and a chain smoker- my granny, the lady with a smoking stick, or as I consider her the Loki! But is this all in her story?! Or did we just read it upside down?!

Thedarkhattie · Urban
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Chapter 12th- (Side effects)

'Seven...seven, SEVEN!!' that "Kawaii" V-trimmed black-haired lady with a thin figure yelped hugging the folded notebook tightly in her skinny embrace while her background blustered with the laughter of men and women, that woman, actress Courteney Cox aka Monica Geller of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. who never fails to deliver perfectly even if it is like almost two decades since this episode was first aired- It's like wine, getting better with age.

however, here I was, protracted on one of those plastic chairs across the blind dead center of 28*30 hall, my back touched the sitting region of the chair and my lower body swept on the marble floor as if a corpse in the grave. My eyes partially parted however without any visible movement or emotion were unblinking gazing blankly with only a single sinful thought running in my mind- 

'Meh! Tedious!' 

*Ring...Ring* 

"*Yawn* hlo (hello)?" I greeted with lethargies however, I was about to spit other things any ways like... 'Who is the fucking bitch calling me at this hour of the day?' 

(although it was already past 12 in the morning-- sorry, it's afternoon!)

but... "Ohayo, Miss 'can't keep one's eyes open' " this man chuckled trying to tease me as ever, but I replied as coldly as possible that I may have even failed dry ice in it, "Ohayo, what do you need?"

"Hostile? Already showing 'the side effect of staying more in your grandma's home'

"Ich, just don't dare mention!" I cried enraged but then abruptly as it occurred where I was, I sighed biting my tongue, as I crouched in a bundle sitting up on the chair -"shit...maybe you are right these do are side effects- negative emotions, irritation, and *Yawn*... leisure"

"Ha...leisure's in blood" 

"You scumbag! it's as if I have lost all motivation to hang in here..."

"So how is adventure going on so far, princess?"

"Ugh...if to describe in a single word then 'Apathy' is perfectly perfect!" 

"Aw...Devil is dancing wilder--"

"that's the problem...Loki's neutral but I am still irritant why? what for?"

"Huh? Am I not on the earth of the Milkyway or am I experiencing a multiverse already?"

However, I didn't utter a word back only my eyes gazed into that dusky room at the hour when the sun must be piecing through the souls... and only two feet joined together lay inside as of a dead body...

"I am wondering the same" saying in the lowest unheard pitch ever.

(Hey reads...

today while searching for some references, I found the lines used for 'Boring' and I can officially declare I am a boring person, and that am I not proud? hell no! cause each phase begins by using 'AS boring as-' and ends with, 

'Watching clouds' excuse me, who is a hater of those fluffy beautiful cotton crumbs?

but I wish that was all, because- it wasn't!

as boring as-

a pot boils

a snail crawling

watching grass grow' Ouch, I'm a BIOLOGY student!

serious... but I am not holding any grudge with chrome...cause it's time for a world war.

yours, 

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