Chapter 1

Chapter 1:

𝘏𝘢𝘢...

𝘐𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯…?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸…

𝘙𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯

𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸… 𝘏𝘢𝘢𝘢... 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯?

𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵, 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦.

𝘞𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦?

𝘏𝘦𝘩, 𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦.

While on the topic of thinking back, the R.O.B that put me in this world truly had it out for me…

I did not even get wishes! Like at all.

He forced me to gacha to get my powers…

I was so furious at that time but knowing I do not have any power against him made me obey his rules.

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As the wheel spun, I was panicking inside on my head seeing that there was an ability there that 100% attracts gay men.

"Wahahah! Seems like you're going to be unlucky yet again."

God, I really hate this ROB.

"Hey hey, don't kill my joy" He smirked and wave his right hand

As well as the fact that he could read my mind and basically fucks with me.

"Meh, it's fun! Being a ROB is kinda boring ya know? Most of us slacks off and grant mortals like you a chance to be reborn into those anime worlds. Though, I hate the fact that most of you guys want wishes then systems then go on a cliché route… It kills my fun."

And I saw him smirk thinking it's about my death.

Did I mention that I died due to a phone? Yep... a phone.

The bastard laughs remembering how my death happened.

Long story short, a Nokia fell on top of my head then exploded which is DEFINITELY not normal...

The explosion of it was comparable to the C4 in csgo...

I do not even know how the hell did it have that much power... it's like my luck degraded to rank E.

...

As the wheel slow down and landed on to something, the bastard frowned which I like to see.

He rubbed his forehead with his right hand and muttered,

"How... THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE GACHA! Bahh, did the others rig this thing?"

"Uh... so, what did I get?"

"Time."

"Time?"

"The concept."

I froze hearing those words and an urge to jump around and laugh came to me

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA"

The bastard stared at me with a blank face, but I didn't care.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this... this is the shit! I could be Dio with this."

"Woi woi, stop laughing you still need to spin 4 times."

I saw his eyes twitched making me smirk further…

…

Long story short, the other 4 things I got were

First is Kamui, yes you heard it right, the Kamui in Naruto though it's not a sharingan… it's just an ability that I could use freely… Kamui was useful as hell, it was my storage and transport device.

Second, I got was perpetual reincarnation as a human which at that time I thought it was amazing but after living countless of lives now, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻.

Third I got was not an ability nor an item, it's a god damned duck… I eventually named him Honkizaru due to him honking annoyingly. He always appears out of nowhere if I reach the age of 10.

Last I got was THE worst thing ever… 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗸, which made me suffer more than I should.

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I didn't even know which world I was in when the bastard just teleported me away until what, my Sixth life? I thought I was born at random times but nope, I eventually figured out that it wasn't the case in the first cycles.

I'm always born at important parts of history, like the rise of a legend or the fall/rise of a great empire.

I wonder if I'll finally be born in the modern age cause let me tell you, the past is shit. Nobody even knows how desperate I am for a good shower.

Haa… Honestly, the perpetual reincarnation is truly troublesome even if I have the concept of time. That last gacha roll is still haunting me… My luck in my original world was already at E tier with that curse it's much worse. I tried everything in my power to make myself live longer but nope; I basically accidentally die due to unknown reasons. I even tried the holy grail for three times, but it didn't work as well, eventually I gave up changing my luck.

That bastard is probably laughing his ass of due to my luck.

Having to be reborn with a different name each time is troublesome. Having to be a baby for a period is troublesome as well as having shitty parents. In all, being born in the past in general is troublesome.

I still have much to say yet so little time… alas, I believe it is the time for my latest birth. I truly wonder what century I'll end up this time… heh.

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**7 years later…**

Rejoice! I have finally been reborn into my original era, the modern one… FINALLY! When I learned that I was born into my era, I cried tears of joys though it worried my new 'parents'.

Every time that my 'parents' says its shower time, I would cry tears of joys worrying them further, but I don't mind.

I plan to leave my 'parents' early on and mind wipe them of my existence, I know it's cruel, but I don't plan on involving them in the supernatural world and it's for my own sake as well. I'm not going through hel- school, again.

I'm definitely going to leave some gold around for my 'parents' since I'm planning to leave at the age of 14 the amount of it probably would last them a lifetime. Honestly, I don't know if lady luck smiled at me, I'm really glad that I was born in Japan unlike in Greece, I would definitely be hunted again if I was born there… troublesome.

…

Oh? My name? This time it's "Shirou Emiya" and I was born in japan… I swear that shitty bastard is taunting at me till this day.

This is actually my third time being born into Japan, so other than adjusting my dialect a bit, I already know the language and culture here… Heh, there might be anime's this time around.

I recently realized that I live in Kuoh. I had mostly forgotten about the plot of DXD throughout the centuries of my life. I first realized that I was in DXD during my fourth life, hearing the term Sacred Gears.

Needless to say, I was pretty pissed.

I only remember that the protagonist was just a horny teenager with the Longinus: Boosted Gear who became a devil, that's all.

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**7 years later**

I'm turning 14 this day which I don't even know what day it is. I'm already set to leave this place and wonder of finding "her".

Honkizaru already appeared 4 years ago at my birthday party, it was pretty funny seeing him annoy people. Like usual he followed me again which I don't mind now, it's already been centuries.

This is probably the luckiest era since I got a sacred gear again. I previously had the True Longinus during my second life or third? I don't really remember, though I died due to a God… The "Limited Blade Works" or known as "Blade Blacksmith" haa… Maybe I could taunt Goldy with this? Meh.

I have already begun my training in using it and already have a balance breaker though I don't like it much unlike the True Longinus… That thing was overpowered, when I unlocked it, I already had the ability to spam meteors with it and was pretty fun messing around with.

...

I'm already done with removing my existence from my parents and already filled their rooms with gold thanks to Kamui. I then proceeded to do it with the rest of my neighbors while I erased evidence that I exist here.

"Hoo?"

As I looked towards the sky where that academy filled with devils was,

"Interesting..." I said with a smirk.

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Issei Hyodou stood and watched as the maniacal priest Freed injured his friends further with Fake Excalibur.

"Kiba!"

Kiba has just unleashed his balance breaker while Xenovia was chanting something,

"-In the name of the saint residing in this blade, I set you free! Holy Sword Durandal!"

"Durandal?!"

'I thought she wielded Excalibur!'

Xenovia and Kiba teamed up to slowly drive freed back, Xenovia utilizing Durandal, the sword that could cut anything through to chip away at and destroy the fake Excalibur, while Kiba utilized his Holy/Demonic Blade alongside his speed to get in close to Freed and exchange blades with Freed, eventually winning the duel, shattering the Excalibur forgery in the process.

Kiba slowly walked towards the collapsed Valper ready to end his life when Valper began to shout in some form of realization, "That's right! I get it now! If the balance between Holy and Demonic powers is disrupted it could be possible! And So! Not only the four Devil Kings but God- "

Kokabiel threw a spear that impaled Valpers head making it explode into pieces and announced that he was done playing around so much.

"Red Dragon Emperor! Choose someone and boost them, this is your final chance."

Issei nervously walked alongside Rias with their hands held together as Ddraig's voice resounded through the area,

[BOOST!]

[BOOST!]

[BOOST!]

[TRANSFER!]

The red gauntlet glowed green as all the accumulated boosts were transferred to Rias who moaned a little due to its potent raw energy.

"Begone!" Rias yelled out, unleashing the full might of her boosted power of destruction upon Kokabiel.

The power of destruction that she threw took a form of a menacing black serpent towards Kokabiel at high speeds.

Only to be quickly blocked and dispersed by Kokabiel who just waved the attack off, as well as Akeno's sneak attack.

The battle raged on as they attacked in waves towards Kokabiel, only to be quickly dispatched and toyed with.

Kokabiel taunted Xenovia and the rest how they fought hard for those who lost their master.

"Wh-what do you mean?!"

Kokabiel laughed to himself for their ignorance.

"Answer me!!"

Rias decides to ask, "What do you mean by 'lost their master'?"

"Oh my, I let it slip." He answered before laughing in a maniacal manner.

"That's right! I'm trying to restart a war, there's no point in hiding it any longer!"

He turned to look at them with a serious but amused expression,

"In the last battle of the Great War, God died along with the four Devil Kings!"

"T-that... That can't be t-true!"

"God is dead…"

Kokabiel began explaining the truth to them, that the decline of their respective races caused the information to be a top secret amongst the top leaders of the Three Factions. He continued to yell out as the rest collapsed out of shock and dismay,

"I don't care about any of that, but for some shitty reason they decided to stop the war! Preposterous! If we continued, we would have won! The other factions were already crippled! Ripe for the taking!

But that fucking bastard Azazel had the balls to declare an order to retreat! He claimed there would be no more war!

What the fuck?! After all the lives we lost! Were they all for nothing just for the sake of peace?!"

As his rant died down Asia tried to cope with God's death and reassure herself that God was still alive due to exorcisms and such still working, only for Kokabiel to laugh it off and explain that it was all due to the system that God left in place which was being handled by Michael.

Rias collapses in despair as her own pride not to call on her brother caused them to enter this fate, waiting for death until Issei suddenly stood up and yelled,

"Don't fuck with me! I'm not gonna let you destroy this town or my friends for such a stupid reason! Besides… besides that…

I'm gonna become the Harem King!"

The area goes in silence, before Kokabiel starts to laugh out loud,

"Hahahahahhahahahaha!!!! Harem king? Hahhahaha!!! That's what the Red Dragon Emperor wants?"

Kokabiel decides to use this as an opportunity to pull Issei on his side, "You want to be the Harem King? Then join me-"

"Hahhahahahaa!! Interesting! A child like laughter suddenly resounded in the area causing them to flinch at the sudden intrusion.

All eyes looked towards a figure that sat on the roof, only for their eyes to widen in shock as a boy that appeared no older than 14 years old sat with an amused expression. The boy had a simple Gray hoodie and black pants, his hair was a curly and wild but short black, while his gray eyes twinkled in amusement.

"Who are… you?"

"Kid you shouldn't be here!"

The boy ignored the question and spoke out loud, "Hahaha, Ddraig, your wielder this time is truly entertaining, Hahhaha!"

The members of Rias' Peerage and Xenovia quickly concluded that this boy wasn't ignorant of the supernatural while Kokabiel was inwardly sweating from the notion that this random boy snuck into the barrier placed without even being noticed by him.

Issei's gauntlet flowed green before asking, [Who are you, and how do you know me?]

The boy's lips narrowed to a smirk before his attention changed to Kokabiel, "So you're the one causing all this fun here eh?"

Kokabiel of course kept his arrogant demeanor, "Who are you, boy? You are but a human, why would you show yourself in my presence?"

The boy's eyes continued to twinkle in amusement, "Well, I can't have you decide to destroy the city just as I was about to leave."

This time Kokabiel's brow raised and his eyes changed to amusement as well, "Oh and are you going to do something about it?"

"Hahaha! Well, it's been a while, forgive me if I'm a bit rusty." The boy's attention towards the red gauntlet on Issei's hand, "And as for your question Ddraig…"

The boy stood up and look towards Kokabiel before uttering a word,

"𝗔𝗯𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗼𝗻!"