*Spurts blood*
Can't believe that right now I am lying in my own blood, like a newly deflowered virgin. I guess this is going to be it, I just awakened my Superpower and now I am dying. I shouldn't have messed around with the King's daughter, my half-sister, I was nicely torturing some peasants after I got the news of what my superpower is and now I am dying. Because in the tortured peasants there was a guy, whose fiancé(my sister) I killed after having some fun with her. I swear it was consensual, but her secretly trying to raise my baby was not.
Anyways, my name is Conducta Thundercock and I live on the planet Chad 69, thank God I was born on this planet and not the next one Tranny 69. I am a human whose ancestors hail from Planet Earth and my family has been Royalty since the dark ages, we were called the Thundercocks of Brittania(maybe?). I am the second son and the third in line, today I awakened my superpower called *Drumroll* [Heavenly restriction], and what it does is:
Place a restriction on yourself and it will improve the restricted ability by the number of years and the improvement will be based on the severity of restrictions placed on the person.
I was so gonna abuse the hell out of this, why? because I am a fanfiction writer and I know everything.
I am just gonna say something as my last words and then die after impressing the guards and the tortured peasants. 'Be careful Conducta they are gonna write this on your tombstone' "Trannies from planet Tranny 69 are the best!!!"
Timeskip 2 hours:
Everyone is celebrating on the grave of Conducta and written on his tombstone is:
Here lies Prince Conducta Thundercock Pendragon, a hated son, a motherfucker, a sisterfucker, and a retarded bitch. His Last words:
"Remember me as daddy's little bitch"
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Conducta POV:
Hahaha, I am moving towards the light, I am so happy because an Unknown being told me that I am going to be reborn again in a parallel world, with the same bloodline and my awakened superpower. Let the games begin.