37 Mew tricks the trickser

Arriving back near the entrance of the tower, Mew didn't see the white rabbit from before. Looking around one more time, Mew decided to scour the tower a bit, as he had been going below but hadn't gone up.

Going a few floors up, Mew could see multiple shopping windows with all kinds of merchandise.

Stopping in front of a certain clothing store, Mew saw the trickster goddess Loki standing in front of a lingerie section.

Tilting his head in curiosity, Mew began to hover behind Loki and observed from across her shoulder.

Standing in front of Loki was a bunch of bra's. Confused by Loki's inaction, Mew was surprised to see Loki exclaim sighs of despair as she touched her own wash board from time to time.

Not knowing how to cheer up the sad goddess, Mew searched for the biggest possible bra fitting her figure and stuffed it with lots of filling.

Satisified with his own handy work, Mew handed the bra to a gobsmacked Loki.

'Cheer up! If you want them big, just use other stuff to fill. Besides, small is always better!' Mew said, puffing up his chest in pride at his well thought out actions. After all, he was small and he liked being small.

Besides, if they were big, wouldn't they just be in the way?

Leaving after handing his present to Loki, Mew failed to see the angry look from the usual perverted goddess.

"You just wait you pink furball! You won't see me coming!"

Loki fumed as she still secretly purchased the bra.

Unknowingly earning the ire of Loki, Mew moved on through the shopping departement. Every now and then, Mew would take a few pictures to put in his tree mansion.

Looking over the few pictures he had taken, Mew was most satisfied with the picture he took of Loki trying to find a bra.

After all, it was his first time helping someone with that and he wanted to remember that moment.

Happily stuffing the pictures in his garden, Mew moved back towards the guild reception room. Once there, Mew transformed into a Rockruff, one of the more doglike pokemon from the pokemon world.

Wagging his tail in wide sweeps, Mew entered the guild hall and placed the bag of Energy crystals and drop items on the counter. The elf receptionist didn't see Mew first. Feeling like he was getting ignored, Mew barked a few timed as he pushed the bag further on the counter.

'Wan, wan!'

Attracted by the noice, the receptionist looked down only to see a puppy wagging his tail in front of her as it pushed the pouch towards her.

"Ah, you want me to take this? Where is your owner?"

Already having forseen such questions, Mew placed a piece of paper on the reception desk.

[Need to covert items in Valis. I am currently away and sent my familiar to do it for me.]

Nodding, the elf girl didn't say anything about it, even if this hadn't happened before.

Opening the pouch and turning it upside down, the look on her face was marvelous as a whole stream of energy crystals and drop items began to pour out of it.

"H-hold on a minute. Just how many Goblin magic stones are these? Don't even mention about those from level nine!?"

The girl began to hurry about as other receptionist began to help process the humongous amount. Another person, a red haired woman with an eye patch began to inspect the pouch from where all the items came from. Glancing at the puppy, the woman didn't say anything as she placed it back on the counter.

She crouched down near it and handed it a piece of paper.

"Hand this to your 'owner' as soon as you get back. I would like to meet him."

Taking the piece of paper, Mew read the words: Hephaestus, Goddess of the forge.

There was an adress scribled on the back, but Mew didn't pay it a lot of attention. Mew nodded and put the paper away. Seeing the paper disappear into nothing, the woman seemed even more determined about something.

After receiving the pouch back filled with Valis, Mew happily left the guild with a furiously wagging tail.

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