I’m About Learn Magic, I think?

So here I am standing outside a large wooden makeshift fence. To be honest I was a little let down when I saw this fence because it was very crudely made. It used thin sticks that were intertwined together that connected to a slightly thicker stick that was stabbed into the ground. What made it worse was that the fence was only hip high… I have no idea what this fence is supposed to guard against. If it was not for the thick forest blocking the wind the fence would easily get blown over. I mean a whole section fell down when I touched it.

To me when I think of an orc camp I think large logs sharpened into points that are stabbed into the ground. Unfortunately, reality sets in and you get a crappy fence like this. It's to be expected since these orcs do not seem too smart. I mean, I walked right in through their front gate that was completely unguarded.

What's that sound you ask? That would be the captured elves being pounded in every hole by the orcs. How do I know this? Well I took a peak in one of the tents. I only looked for a second… a few minutes… ! Okay! I watched for a good thirty minutes! Happy!? I couldn't help it. I always wondered what it would look like when an orc and an elf did "that". To be honest it looked no different than when a human male and female did it. And these elves did not seem to be struggling much, some seemed to have been really enjoying it. My conclusion on this? Well, to speak bluntly, Elves are huge sluts!

Anyway, the buildings in this village are at least a bit better than the fence. Although they did not look pretty, they seemed to be sturdy enough. They used some pretty thick logs to make dome huts that were covered in animal skin. The fanciest building in this whole village seems to be their umm… mating house.

Okay, I am not here for the free porn show, I am here for the free buffet. What's with the big pile of bones next to me you ask? Well, I kinda parked my serving tray right outside the mating house since this was the place the orcs seemed to frequent the most. The strange thing is though as I am eating their kin, the orcs basically ignore me as if I do not exist. So far I have eaten six orcs and gained 3 levels in the process, making me level 7 now. These orcs all range from level 10 to 14. So I am wondering why they are so blatantly ignoring me.

The reason I bring this up is that I am literally sitting next to the entrance of the mating tent sinking my teeth into and devouring orc after orc. I mean they are ignoring me to such an extent that I looped a chain around one of the orcs necks that showed up with a friend. His friend just watched as I broke the other orc's neck and pulled him back and started sinking my teeth in. The orc only paused for a second before going into the mating tent as if nothing had happened.

The sad thing is that these orcs all have the same skills. So I have not gained any new skills. Actually that is not true, my Gluttony skill went up! Because of this Gluttony now gives a bonus effect! Now any time I eat something I will see a permanent increase in my HP or MP like before my HP was 86 points at max. Now it is 430/430 when I originally hit level 7 I was at 380 that's fifty more hp after hitting level 7 and I got the skill up at level five. So because of this, I have decided that all orcs will be purged from this area.

Something that you all might find really strange but as I am sitting here peeking through the tent looking at the elf being pounded in front of me while I chew on a bone. I am wondering… What does elves taste like? Now I know this might sound disgusting and all but it really has been weighing on my mind. I only started having these thoughts after my gluttony skill leveled up. But to be honest, eating an elf would not be too bad of an idea. Like this one in front of me making grunting sounds.

[Name] Alenia Zylnan

[Race] Wood Elf

[Level] 7

[HP] 120/120

[MP] 267/267

[Skills] Earth Magic (level 5), Wind Magic (Level8)

[Titles] Sex Slave

She has magic! If I was able to get magic things would be a bit easier as I traveled. And in this mating tent, there are many elves all who have different kinds of magic. The idea of actually casting magic really excited me and was way too tempting to let pass up. So without warning, I waved both my hands and snatched both the elf and the orc pounding her right out of the mating tent and on to my makeshift dinner table. Basically I took a bunch of bones and stacked them on top of each other to make a table to lay the bodies on. The first thing I did was break the orc's neck before lifting the elf into the air and bringing her closer to me. She was flailing about at the end of my chain as she hovered in the air. She couldn't call for help because my chain was squeezing her throat too tightly. I will say she was quite pretty. No, I do not swing that way! I was just making a truthful comment on the elf's looks. For some reason though when I looked at this elf's fear filled eyes I felt no pity. With my free chain, I quickly smacked her in the head with my chain causing her to instantly blackout.