Five rules of friendship

Rule 1: You cannot lie to your best friend

              If you must lie, lie to hide the love.

Rule 2: Your best friend always gives the best advice.

If you must disagree, disagree when you get to trouble.

Rule 3: Never hide anything from your best friend.

If you must hide, hide your food.

Rule 4: You must never fall in love.

If you must fall, fall to pick one up

Rule 5: you must never get back to your ex.

If you must go, go to slap their face.