I Will Teach Him A Lesson

“Omo, today I don hama! I go knack this fair chick left right center. Chibuzor see the way she romance your chest”. Chibuzor said to himself. He rejoiced believing that it was his opportunity to have sex with Lanre. At the end, he was just one of those guys who only hates on a girl because she refused to grant him access to her private area. Chibuzor went back inside his room and sat quietly and waiting patiently for Lanre’s return.

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“Lanre, what are you doing?” Ify asked Lanre who was busy dishing out food for Chibuzor. Lanre didn’t reply her directly. “Some people are blind in this world o! They have eyes but cannot see”. Lanre said. Ify was annoyed at the way Lanre talked.

“I hate sarcasm, you know right”. Ify said. Lanre told her that it is the people who love doing it to others that hates it the most, when they are at the receiving of it. Then she asked Ify if they had “angle 90” in the house. Ify asked what that is.

“Na wine!” Lanre said sarcastically. Ify sighed. “Lanre, this us becoming too much of you o! I ask a simple question and you throw sarcasm at me. Why are you even like this. Lanre rolled her eyes at Ify. Then she waved her off.

“Madam, give me insecticide or you give me a rat killer”. Lanre said. Ify looked at Lanre sternly. She asked Lanre what she wanted to use it for. Lanre said she wanted to put it in the food.

“Lanre!” Ify exclaimed. Lanre held her hand out to her indicating that she stops. “Why are you shouting like a drowning victim in the movies?” Lanre asked eyeing Ify disapprovingly. “Lanre that will kill him. Do you want to kill him?” Ify asked. She was not going to support what Lanre had in mind. Lanre laughed at the Ify. She thought the look on her friends face was funny. Then Lanre asked her if she thinks she would have told her if she was going to poison Chibuzor.

“Well, there is an adage that says “If rat worry you, worry am back (When there is a rat in your house, use any means to get rid of it)”. I don’t want to stain my hands with his chicken blood, so I am not going to kill him. But I will teach him a lesson so that next time when he sees us, he will respect us”. Lanre said. And Ify was wondering who and who she was referring to as “us”. She felt that if what Lanre was going to do would endanger them, then she will be opting out. Ify watched as Lanre opened one of the cupboards in the kitchen. She brought out a small bottle. Then she poured in more than half of the contents into the stew sfe had dished for Chibuzor. Ify closed her mouth against her mouth. “What are you doing Lanre?” Ify exclaimed.