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The God of dimensional chat (Hiatus)

“Somehow I managed to become a god after I died, but not just any god. A Wuxiaworld god! After millions of years ruling the universe I managed to find an IPhone and now it says Ding! You are now an admin to the group chat! Can my life get normal than this?”

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Chapter 12 Treasure hunting

"Achoo!" sneezeing loudly as I cover my nose, I looked around in suspicion before continuing my walk with a confused expression.

"Did I get a cold or something?" I questioned myself before shaking my head come on I am a Creation God.

"Nahhh its impossible, cultivators can't get sick, unless it's from disease or something we're allergic to." I said to myself before walking the streets. Millions of years I have become a creation god, time really flows fast when you don't notice.

I explored the city for a bit, it is still 1994 and it hasn't changed a lot I see. I bought coffees, my favorite flavor.

Coco hot chocolate.

But enough of that, since I am here might as well enjoy before I return to my universe and the primordial era.

I walked to a park where there is noting but the scenario of trees around it. I sat on a bench and took out my phone to see how much points I have.

[Creation God GCG: 600]

Still not enough to even buy a single item, expect for this thing.

[Icha Icha series by the gallant Jiraiya! The finest books you'll ever read: 250 GCG]

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"I'm buying this." I said without any emotion as I tap the purchase part.

[Bought Icha Icha series! Hope you enjoy the book you damn virgin pervert!]

"Hey I resent that! It's not my fault, I wanted to check out this series that Naruto always been talking about and why Jiraiya keeps making this book." I said with strong convection as I really wanted to see what is in this content and why the system called me a virgin pervert!

I'll have you know I had lost my virginity millions of years ago!

[That won't be still enough you hen*ai!]

"You know what fuck you. I'll just ignore you and read this book and see if its good or not. I grabbed the book I bought and opened the story to see if its-"

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Its fucking smut. I should've known this was just porn when I did not see why they would make pervert expression on the series.

"Next time I see him, I'll punch him on the dick so hard he will regret making his book. Can I return this book system?" I asked the system to see if return policy works.

[NO. You've bought it and should've read the contract when you became the admin pervert.]

"Since when did I even signed a contract?"

[the moment you agreed to participate the group chat]

Damn, the system got me good. I should've been more careful when I picked up the phone. I then ask the system one more question.

"How can I gain more points system and don't try to scam me." I asked before adding the last part quick making sure it won't try to scam me.

[Tch. The user can gain points whenever you chat more with the group members you gather, currently there is no on in the group chat so you'll have to do mission to complete them.]

"Hmmmmm sounds fair." I hummed in thought before agreeing with the system, can't argue there but I wonder, if there was any members of the chat, who would they be?

[Or….]

I stopped in thought as the system continues to explain as if there is another way. Wonder what it is.

[You can sell items like the sky poison pearl or any other items you find before deciding what you want to sell or keep.]

"So in other words I would have to find other items like a divine artifact, scrolls or even OP items like my sword?" I asked it again but with hope that I can remove this sword from my hand again.

Can you blame me for having this million years obsession of getting rid of this damn sword?

[First off I already explained to you that I can't remove the sword because of that ancestral goddess binding it to you]

"Ahhh dammit." I whined like a kid.

[Second yes even the world destroying items or mass extinction weapons is accessible to sell.]

"...….is it just me or is it that you just want to collect those items for yourself?" I asked with suspiciousness at the system.

[No, this system can buy anything as long as the greater the time is, the more points you get, so I suggest stop asking more questions and find something that is worth selling.]

"Fine, I will but you better not try to scam me or else I will stick this sword up your digital ass and make sure its public for everyone to see." I said with threating aura at me as the words 'menacing' was floating around like jojo.

[T-this system plans not to Admin!]

"Good." I finished the conversation before closing my eyes as I used my 'Divine god sense', an ability that gods use in order to sense the beings on how strong they are, what cultivation they are in or even finding some treasures they try to find.

Let me tell you this technique is very useful. This not only help me from not getting lost after thousands of years before the moon gods who were my guards had help me teach this technique so I won't get lost like in a brothel (It was the best day of my life back then), a random planet or even entering Li Suo's bathroom.

I can still feel the pain and force she did when she slapped me. I almost become like Zoro from one piece, getting lost even the simplest direction or bad sense of direction.

I found there are many divine artifacts which are in many places but are not active, they can be activated when a god uses them or it deems the mortals who possess them worthy to use its power.

"Let me see." I used my google map to see the direction of divine artifacts I've sensed in the world, I checked out some location, Brazil, America, Mexico, China, Germany (Wonder if its Siegfried's cursed gold) before making a decision on two location that is at least powerful.

India and Iraq.

I quickly went to the trees and used another technique called 'the invisible star of gods' (Long name, I'll just say it an invisible technique for simple readers), this was taught to me by one of the star gods.

It allows me to be invisible almost anywhere but the person who is more keen to a sensor can spot me if I try to attack them.

I made myself invisible and flew to the sky before going to India.

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India looks almost literally the same if they keep like this but it's a nice country to be in.

Enough with history lesson and lets find where this divine artifact is. I walked through the village as they passed me, I did see somethings interesting like a man meditating while holding a bamboo stick as an old man was also meditating, he did not even struggle or even the man who is holding the stick I tell you!

What? Even after a millions of years of living I still like to see some entertainment or see something interesting.

Anyway, I exit out of the village and walked through what it looks like to be a forest. I furrowed my brows in question as I can see there is some divinity lingers around in the air as if the gods left something here.

It was as if they want someone to find it. I looked around before spotting a river as I walked to it, I see the waters flow and splashing on rocks. There is strong linger of divinity on this river I tell you. Mortals can't see it but ones who are in expert on sensing or a god can tell if there's divinity.

I look at the waters before spotting a big long unnatural rock as I grabbed he rock and picked it up like it was nothing. I squeezed the rock hard enough to show cracks as it appears and extend to everywhere before it broke.

It shined for a bit as it did not blind me at all, I was unaffected by it since you know why. There stood of a weapon.

(#Image here, I can't describe this)

"Woah." I said with amazement, this weapon radiant so much divinity and power inside of it as if it was from a god (which is it)

"Just one of my luck." I said before pulling out the phone and shift it towards the weapon as I began to scan.

[Scanning...… confirmed. Weapon identity: Vajra. It was a weapon crafted by Tvastar, the maker of divine instruments, using the bones of the sage Dadhichi. It became the symbol of Divinity of Indra, the God of Lightning, and the Indestructible Diamond Pounder weapon carried by the gods of Buddhism. It was held in one interpretation to be a manifestation of Indra's lightning, which is supported by its depictions as a golden projectile and its appearance unbefitting of a conventional weapon.]

"Fuck me, this is Indra's Vajra? The real deal? If it's the case then how powerful it is and how much is this worth?" I asked as I was stunned on the explanation of what this divine artifact is. Don't get me wrong, I know little of Indian mythologies but my friend from my past life told me they are very powerful and well known.

[40,000 GCP. The reason why its greater than the sky poison pearl is that whenever some who uses it can like a conduit. The more strength the owner is, the more power it can be, a divine master realm, true god, or even creation god. Indian mythology are not to be reckon I suggest]

Yeah I can agree with you on that.

Well, since I have got this weapon I might think whether to sell it or not.

I put away the Vajra at my personal storage dimension and flew to Iraq.

Looks like Mo E has managed to find a divine relic from the past! The reason how he managed to find it was because he was looking closely on his profound energy which many cultivators used in order to determine the artifact and how many realms it has. I don't want him to unexpectedly find items just because he is a protagonist so I went and did a little Dr Stone just to make it where he finds it instead of protaginist luck. Your gift is the motivation for my creation. Give me more motivation! Creation is hard, cheer me up!

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